Stupid Human Tricks

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Okay so my odd work schedule doesn't allow me to see David Letterman anymore and this used to be one of my favorite segments that he did and I haven't got Tivo and can't figure out how to set the VCR to record the show. So I'm looking here for a fix....

I got only one trick I can do....catch about 40 quarters off the back of my forearm/elbow.
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I can repulse and/or repel women at unflagging speeds.
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Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Is that what came whizzing by here, screaming, moments ago??

I have double-jointed shoulders ... I can pop them in and out at will. (it ain't pretty)



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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
What is the make and model of your VCR?
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I can scratch the Back of my Face when it Itches



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Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I can lick werewolf's eyebrows
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I can piss my wife off without even thinking about it It used to take effort, but now...
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I can eat 20 jalapenos without a drink of water (course just about any Texan can do that)
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Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I can piss my wife off without even thinking about it


I can do it with all females, except for my girlfriend. She doesnt get pissed off. She just gets even.
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
dang, I can only touch the bridge of my nose with the tip of my tounge...

but I'll hold werewolf down if you lick his eyebrows farkusmarkus

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Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I can eat 20 jalapenos without a drink of water


Ha! I can eat that many without taking a drink of tequila ... well, maybe just a shot or two.