Really....haven't read a thing

Essencay

I didn't read it... told ya, this IS NOT me....

I proclaim this thread as bypassing all boundaries of race, nationality and fashion sense! As organiser of this competition my word is final.
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I'm blind. Can't read message boards at all.

Arrghh....I dont know why I keep landing in this thread.... Must be a server glitch >

GM

You mesn you fo not have a Brail Display?
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/me has no idea what is going on in here...

But if it is a test, and because I don't know what the test is, I must have won

/me is very clever sometimes...

/me has a strange feeling that by the end of this thread Fuzzy is gonna loose his 'fuzz'

Apoc, you can check anytime you like but you can never leave...
Welcome to the Hotel TiggZ's
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/me decides there must in fact be 3 lists

List 1. containing myself and Leo
List 2. containing everyone who ignored the strict and clear instruction not to read this thread
List 3. containing those people whose grasp on reality is tenuous at best and somehow manage to post without actually being here - this list may be longer than expected...

@ IP. This is like the 'Dark Side'

One word: plausible deniability....

/me assiduously avoids pointing out the numerical inequities in the last post, which was made by someone who is quite patently not here

Tests...Hmmmm...Go Here http://www.thespark.com/ to take a few.

I am officially 73% Un-telligent!

One word: plausible deniability....

That'd be two words......call me Fussy....

Fussy logic?

This is like the 'Dark Side'

hi travis, you're not here right?

no.

good.

lets go get that prize.

okay.

(walking to tiggz house)

so what did you think of the game last night?

well it was a bummer.

yeah losing in the last 3 minutes sucks.

yeah.

hey travis, is that tiggz house?

yeah travis, I think it is.

lets go in.

(knock knock)

hey tiggz we want our prize.

(Tiggz is startled and slowly backs up and says he will be right back)

So travis you think he will give us the prize?

not sure, travis.

hope he isn't calling the police or the asylum.

me too.

(Tiggz comes back)

here you go guys.

thanks

thanks

you're welcome

(tiggz hands them a bowl of chocolate pudding with a note attached saying that travis is crazy)

Travis.

Yes.

lets go home

okay travis.

(travis heads home eating the bowl of pudding.)

OK.... can someone get a straight-jacket for Travis?

we don't need one.

It's ok Travis. That is nothing a couple of weeks of shock therapy won’t cure

ok, the votes are in, the final count has been tallied - the prize is literally waiting to be be presented to the first person who doesn't come in here and ask for it

*studiously doesn't ask or it. /me centers herself and wonders *where is here, anyway?*

next!