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Why Superman ?

Why Superman ?

Who wants to be Superman, he's an alien, poses as a not so average reporter and can't handle kryptonite. Now Batman thats different- He's human for a start, a millionaire and has a well stocked wine cellar/garage. The Hulk is just plain ugly. Spiderman is contaminated. The X-men ugly and or mutated.
Batman for me.(Robin is not in this scenario by the way.)
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Reply #26 Top
Wonder Woman could take him out


She could take out any guy on the planet.
Reply #27 Top
well, wolverine is cool just cuz he has a bad ass attitude. if u gave his powers to a wimp, hed b nuthing. now id like to reiterate my point. magneto is bad ass. he could fly if he wanted using a flying "surfboard" out of metal if u will. he can do a lot of shit with the metal. so thatd be my choice. then maybe nightcralwer
Reply #28 Top

Yep...Linda Carter was every adolescent male's dream......but Batman is a no-go.....he's too interested in Robin to be appealing to the red-blooded male....

Supergirl was jail-bait, so she's no good....

Nope...if I'm gonna be taken out I want Wonder Woman to do it.....wine, dine...movie...then back to her place...hehe....

Reply #29 Top
She had that invisible jet....

I wonder what else she had at home that was invisible



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Reply #30 Top
Jaffo, I think you would be a little disappointed with Wonder Woman. After all, she is from an all girl race of Amazons. Bit sus ?
Reply #31 Top
Superman could whoop on every other superhero combined at the same time"


look into apocalpse from the x-men. most powerful mutant ever. Like having superman, batman, professor x, wolverine, spiderman, and the hulk all in ONE.
Reply #32 Top
Ande....only a 'little'...she could bring one of her friends.....or two.....
Reply #33 Top
And if I was superman i'd find a way to cure the impotency of kryptonite.


#1 by Travis Thompson - 12/6/2003 10:36:23 PM



I don't think Superman would try to find a cure for that. He would more likely than not want a way to stop him if somehow he 'ran amuck' on the Earth.
Reply #34 Top
good point, but I'd be him, and do I want a way to stop me if I ran amuck? no way. Running amuck sounds fun;)
Reply #35 Top
12 by craeonics - 12/7/2003 4:37:28 PM The question is then: if Kryptonite is fragments of the exploded planet Krypton and if Krypton is Supes' home world, then how the hell could they have lived there?


From what I know, it was deadly for the Kryptonians there too. It was handled with care.

For us Earthlings... it was harmless OR has a sort of same effect of giving powers to humans depending on exposer (allot).


I'm more of a Kakor-rot myself.
Reply #36 Top
Sorry people, but I chose Hulk. If you watched the movie you will have noticed that the madder he gets the stronger and bigger he gets. I used to collect comics back in the 60's. I was no fly by night collector no I had tons of books. Long before they became so pricy. Every super hero including the Thunder God, a God now has taken the Hulk on and nobody has ever beaten him. With all the rage that goes on in this world THE HULK RULES. Even Superman can't beat him. Oh you forgot about Red Kryptonite. This stuff mutates Superman into one ugly MF. Any way that's my 2 cents about whould I'd be. > Hulk Smash.
Reply #37 Top
I bet Wonder Woman could beat him, and he would enjoy it
Reply #38 Top
Ok, lets say some how, some way, another super hero gets the upper hand in a fight with Superman (which I find hard to believe), all Superman has to do is fly up into the upper atmosphere, spin around the earth a few hundred times at crazy speed (like in the movie) and turn back time. Then, he replans his strategy and fights again.

I often wonder why he doesn't do this more often. Sometimes I think maybe I watch too many movies, and that was just a typical Hollywood over-the-top exaggeration, and actually Superman can not turn back time in real life.
Reply #39 Top
I'm sure someone could find a way to kill the Hulk without making him mad. Like sniping him with a high powered rifle while he's still only slightly irritated.
Reply #40 Top
or giving him happy pills
Reply #41 Top
Thats it!!!... PROZAC... the Hulks Kryptonite! Now even a geek like myself could smack down the Hulk.

Just slip it in his drink at the local pub. "hey Hulk, I think that lil hotty over there digs ya"... *PLOP* ...Give it a half hour or so then smack him around just for kicks.
Reply #42 Top
Ok, one thing is to talk about comic books heroes, but when a person starts to contemplate or comment about interacting with fictional characters, I think is time to lock him up in a padded room.
Reply #43 Top
I agree. We all need a trip to the loony bin
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Reply #46 Top
ya'all are freaky freaks!
Reply #47 Top
That's Mr Freak to you China
Reply #48 Top
#38 by Citizen Gear7 - 12/9/2003 9:50:25 PM Ok, lets say some how, some way, another super hero gets the upper hand in a fight with Superman (which I find hard to believe), all Superman has to do is fly up into the upper atmosphere, spin around the earth a few hundred times at crazy speed (like in the movie) and turn back time. Then, he replans his strategy and fights again.I often wonder why he doesn't do this more often.


Because he is the good guy and messing with time is not a good idea.

Reply #49 Top
as in he wouldn't do it.
Reply #50 Top
Oh and I think anyone can be a hero.

so if you want, you canbe a super one too.

/me goes downstairs to his bullet proof car with armorments to take care of the 'criminal element'

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