Best T-Shirt Slogans

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There are 10 types of people in the world -- those who understand binary and those who don't.

I've worn out and replaced that shirt 3-4 times.



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"will work for bandwidth"
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The only thing to fear is running out of beer.
Sins of a Solar Empire II
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I am at 2 with the universe....... Physical laws are not amusing.



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Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
^^
I'm with stupid!
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I got my fav ones from a couple of pictures I saw on a website.

On the back of a biker:
'If you can read this, the bitch fell of again'

On the back of a bomb-squad guy:
'If you see me running, try to keep up'

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.calm


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'It's ok, I'm with the band'
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(black T, white letters)

" Runs with Scissors "

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With a picture of Einstein: (actually a quote of his)

"Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love"

Rather cute coming from a science genius...
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"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script"

"I read your email"

"No, I will *not* fix your computer"

"got root?"

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I bought a few shirts on holiday recently......:

"Hold my hammer......while I nail your girlfriend"

"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch" 

"JESUS LOVES YOU....(everyone else thinks you're an asshole)"

" Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?"

My favourite from years ago is "Gobi Desert Canoe Club".

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DO NOT VISIT THIS SITE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


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Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
oh and for you gamers out there -

When running away from the dragon, you dont have to run faster than the dragon, just run faster than the halfling.




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Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you love your life as much as I love my bike....don't f*** with it.

Volvo-aware Rider.

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I have a t-shirt of Grimmy the cartoon character. He gets poked from a porcipine.

"Life Is Full of Little Pricks."
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"Do I look like a f***ing people person? "

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BOFH=Bastard Operator From Hell
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I saw a biker with a shirt like this:

'Honk if you never have seen a biker shooting'

great one tought