What religion are bears?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

Dad jokes? My fave is:

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay we'd call them bagels.

Otherwise (since Az stole my fave )...

A rabbi, a priest and a minister are discussing when life begins.

The priest says: "In our religion, life begins at conception."

The minister says: "We disagree. We believe that life begins when the fetus is viable outside of the mother's womb."

The two argue for a couple of hours then suddenly realized they were being rude to the rabbi. They apologized profusely and ask him the question.

The rabbi put down his newspaper, and after some thought answered, "For us, life begins when all of the children finish college, get a job, leave home and take the dog with them."