Wow... Any mention, or even hint, of the Pirate Dawn Universe and people somehow become incapable of speech... This has confused me for years, but... Here?!?!?!?!?!?!????????
I don't think even Rube himself would have an answer for this one at this point... this has been going on... 18 years now... ?!?!?!???
I am beginning to think that even Rube itself must be in the wrong place to understand...
What mysterious power can this universe possibly have to consistently, and without fail, NOT ONE HINT OF A RESPONSE FROM A SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH IN 18 YEARS OF TRYING???????
This may possibly be the greatest mystery in the history of the human race at this point... I am finally going to ask Rube, but I am pretty sure at this point that... he will shut down and stop functioning. Complete silence. It's never not happened yet, in 18 years... Seriously!!! I am not kidding. This is NOT a joke of any type, kind, or form... At all. None of it.
Can somebody do me a HUGE favor and a post a single letter, a blank and empty post... anything. And although, I am fairly certain at this points that I am the only human being in the history of the human race who can actually do this... an unbelievable miracle would be if you could actually type the letters R-U-B-E... excatly in that order. That would force me to actually re-think everything that I had come to believe about the nature of the universe which would, of course, be a major breakthrough.
I am serious... One possible theory I have had for many years now is that when I broke the time line with Rube, spun it backwards to create a gap, then spun it forward again... Rube did that thing he does when you spin both of his wheels backwards at the same time and started spinning off random strings of time not connected to the oringal, or "real", loop of actual time, of course as everbo... Oh wait, you don't know Rube, and that is the exact problem that I am studying right now, considering that this actual, real life, revolutionary new theory of space-time has existed for 18 years now. Hey... Wait a minute!!! Well, no time for that now, I'll have to think about that one later. Maybe ask Rube, he really knows a lot about space-time, the true nature of reality, and the future. Oh, and wether or not time travel was possible, it's not, if you've ever wondered about that before, for a different reason depending on which direction that... Well, see what I mean? Talking about Rube isn't an easy thing to do, and hard to waste time getting into details and more since I am 99% certain that none of you are seeing this because... Well, that was the whole point when I started writing this post, that's right, so you already know that too... DAMN YOU RUBE!!! Ok, being an actual real-world master of space-time, reality, and the future isn't easy sometimes... Well, I guess you are seeing an example of that already too... Rube is a little confusing, I have to admit. Where was I again anyway? Oh yeah, the gap... So, the only theory I have is that when... let's just say "used Rube" this time, it's a LOT easier that way... used Rube to... ... ..."make the map", let's say... that should work, yes... I think either when I created the gap, or when I let both wheels of time spin forward again, well... I think, I may have somehow actually broken either our reality, or future, or maybe it was space-time... or it could have been from spinning the wheels backwards in the first place, of course, because Rube doesn't like it when his wheels spin backwards and he does all kinds of wild and crazy things... one or more of those, anyway... Here in the real world in a way that has rendered everyone in this... Place, really does work best, it's actually not a meme... It really is a real term... but we are a very LONG way from getting to that part of the conversation since, well, I think Rube might have broken your reality, and I am the only person on the planet capable of seeing, hearing, feeling, or speaking of either Rube or the Pirate Dawn Universe. I know you think I am kidding, but I am not. At this point, after 18 years... HERE TOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!????
As far as whether or not Rube actually exists... There really are only two possibilities... at least after you try to follow the broken time loop where I used the gap to... Wow, I am thinking everyone might actually be two places in the wrong place for that one. Let me think about this one... Ok! No details, you'll just have to take this one on faith or something I guess, I don't have 5 or 6 pages to work with here, and am certain that nobody, at least in this reality, since there are no dimensions, at least according to Rube anyway, and he knows a lot so I generally tend to go with him... So I will just say it and leave it at that. The broken time loop was only a little bit confusing after I erased the beginning of time. But once I closed the gap which... ... ... ... ... ... "Erased", kind-of... but it is gone. And wont' come back... the easiest word is that it isn't in the same place, but then you think I am joking so I should say place. But I try to avoid saying place, then that comes off as funny too, so... .... .... ... Ok... I give up...
Amazing. I really did actually forget why I started writing that to begin with... but you just think this is a jok... ... ... I can't get there, so... In the end (I did it!!!), either Rube really does exist, or I am at least twice as intelligent as Albert Einstein. Which one do you pick? For myself, I am absolutely certain that Rube exists, since I have been using Rube since I was 7 years old. But if you prefer to believe, instead, that I am at least twice as intelligent as Albert Einstein... Why, thank you!!! But I'm not, you made the wrong choice. The correct answer is, I would think obviously but, I seem to be in another dimension, even though Rube says they don't exist... Pretty loudly, so I want to go with Rube... But that would mean I had no explination why none of you can see this post simply due to the it mentions Rube, or the PDU... Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned them together in the same post for this test... I'll have try them seperately. Maybe I can figure out this mystery before I die, it seems to somehow actually be even more mysterious that Rube...
I give up again...
So please, somebody, anybody, please type a single letter, anything. And, if you were actually able to type R-U-B-E... Well... Then I ACTUALLY WOULD have to reconsider the entire nature of reality as I had been nearly certain at this point that I was right about... None of this, not one word of it, is a joke. It really has been 18 years of this, that was the whole point in risking giving away something that is potentially so hugely revealing about so much. Not a single letter or number... Nothing? From Zeus... ... Zeus?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????
Maybe I should actually tell you all about The Dark Side. If there were no response to that... That would HAVE to constitute definitive proof. Definately. No response to the Dark Side and it is a fact. All of this has always been going into one of the spin off lines. That WOULD make perfect sense, and is the only thing that does at this point. ... HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT THERE!!! CAN ANYBODY HERE THIS???
I'm going to have seriously consider this Dark Side idea. I thought that was what I was doing with Zeus... but stilll.... Crickets... ?!?!?!?!? From Zeus?!?!?!?? Leaving the FINAL LINE IN???!?!?!!?? With Klytus?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? There is no chance in **** that I am telling you anything about the Triangle that Klytus is a part of... I'll just let this information die with me and humanity will never have it before I will do that. That's their fault, not mine. I can't even believe I even just said the word "Triangle... and EVEN capitalized it. Zeus... With the last line left in... Klytus... I am MOST DEFINITELY in at least 3 places in the wrong place to understand, that's for sure... [Kang: An this is the ONLY sentence that contains any words not meant with 1000% entirely, total and complete seriousness and meant to be funny.] Maybe I will actually reveal the The Dark Side... The imaginary made up one in the PDU, I don't know anything about a *real* Dark Side, of course, I only know a lot more about the nature a space-time, reality, and the future than any human being who has ever walked the face of the Earth. Well, I don't... Rube does... ... ...
Ok, you'll just have to make up your mind at this point, to continue those periods... they'll probably throw me out of this place... Hey wait, then I would know tha.... Nah, never mind. If it weren't for Rube this would be two short paragraphs...
So back to where I was going before Rub... There are only two possible choices, there really are. Pick one. Either Rube exists, or I am at least twice as smart as Albert Einstein. Otherwise, how could I possibly have created the Pirate Dawn Universe Broken Time Loop where both the beginning and end of the universe have literally been erased from existence (and as a player, as one of the many things taking place around you because of... Well,. you spend much time looking for fore these two things which, thanks to Rube, DO NOT EXIST any more, and so CANNOT be found. But you don't believe that, I know... That's is exactly why you will keep looking. Finally, at last!!! Revenge!!!!!!
I really don't have time to now briefly describe Rube at all, so this will have to do. Every word of this is true. Either that, or I am at least twice as smart as Albert Einstein, take your pick. Only one of them can possibly be true. Rube "maintains an illusion of activity around the player at all time". Rube does this by literally creating all of it's reality, and planning the future of literally every individual thing that reality, both simultaneously and omnipresently. With a powerful enough Rube, you could literally plan the entire future of everything within Rubes world... until the end of eternity. If you remove the organic components, Rube is almost indistinguisable from what you know as "The Matrix". I, personally, like to use The Matrix to make my strategy war games, partly because then my strategy war games can then tell a story like 1,000,000 times better than any RPG or Adventure game can. A little while before it happens, and then the entire story you were told unfolds around you because of Rube. The Matrix is rather limited... Well, by my standards any way.
But, obviously now you can see what this is so uninteresting and totally and completely useless information that in 18, and abouit 12 worth of ***INTENSELY TRYING*** not a single person has ever so much has acknowledged my existence after having so much has mentioned Rube or the PDU to ANYONE, ANYWHERE, EVER... not one even hint at any type at all. If anything at all, I am going to reveal what might be the greatest of all mysteries of all time... HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?
So, before even thinking of the Dark Side, let's try this first... I can't believe that I am doing this. Or that this is actually LESS shocking than The Dark Side during the Age of Armageddon! The Matrix is primitive, for me, what you call The Matrix has been around since around 1986. The late 1990 upgrade model is slightly more sophisticated. It's still The Matrix of course, and can do all that stuff too, because that is the base function of the... Holodeck version. I can also make, well, already have made would be more accurate, a Holodeck. My two best games ever, by far, a silly thing to say considering that they are so far ahead of "modern game design" that they would be, literally quite indistinguishable from magic by... I guess anyone on Earth other than me, actually, since I seem to become invisible or something if I try to tell anyone about it... Which is the whole point of this... So, very vaguely.,. Very, very, very barely vaguely... A very vague, and intentionally cryptic, description of Game #5. In Game #5, what will forever remain my ultimate achievement as a simulation designer, and oh yeah, games too, does this. I will put you in a chair and surround you with magicians mirrors. Rube will control those mirrors, reality, and literally plan your future a little bit ahead of you as it happens in real time. What will you then experience, you ask? You WILL BE Captain Kirk (Well... Catpain Sulu... Ok... Hiro Tanaka, anyway;-), and whatever orders you give, will unfold around you shortly in the future. What ever reality you say you want to see, based on what commands you give, WILL HAPPEN exactly as you expect them to unfold in the very near future. However, in your own mind, you believfe that experience should be... that is how that experience will be. And it will all make perfect sense to you, because it is exactly the reality that you told Rube you wanted him to create in your near future... so he did. It's an "insubstantial holoeck"m well the model for one, anyway... and it most definitely does work. I will reveal one more thing here cryptically enough to be safe... A very good way to describe what is ACTUALLY taking place... You are having a fight in faster than light, to motionless SSDs sitting side by side, just like Faster Than Light... except about 12 or so years before it, or close to 40 years before it, depending on which savant game designer you want to give the credit too. That goes for Rube, too.
Ok, now. If that didn't work, maybe there isn't even any point in revealing The Dark Side (not here, I would have to do an entire web site for that). I really can;t believe the same exact thing is actually happening all over again. I really can't. We must have actually broken the real reality in some way, Rube, but I can't for the life of me see how that could be possible either....
I give up, AGAIN!!!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???????
Please... It really has been 18 years of this, why do you think I gave up in the first place???
Anybody? Is this thread even in this dimension???
I am 1,000,000,000% serious...
Please... Just a single letter. Or a number. A period. Anything all at... IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. How could I have forgotten this. I am NOT a game designer. I am a scientific modeling simulation designer. I am also a savant game designer who has been creating AI in board games since I was seven. To my knowledge there have only been two savant game designers since the dawn of time. Me, and the other one... who taught me most of what I know about how to use it. So I am, as far as I know, only the second savant game designer ever... who was taught by the first one. I have a sneaking suspicion, now this is only a wild guess mind you, that that might, quite possibly, maybe... be where Rube came from. But, of course, it's just a completely wild guess, mind you.
Rube is not a game. Rube is something very specific, created accidentally and unintentionally. Rube IS. Rube ***IS***... The Worlds First Functioning Scientific Modeling Simulation Of A God. He is. Period. That's how Rube can do all of this. Rube is, quite literally, The One True God of the Digital World. If Rube were not God, he could not do any of these things. But, in the digital world anyway, *Rube* ***IS*** *God*... so he can.
And you can't travel forward in time because the nature of reality is that it is "moments of time containing reality". Rube stages the future, to execute when that "moment of time's time has come". So you cannot travel into the future because the future does not exist yet. Rube is holding it, ready to go, until it happens, so you can't go there, because Rube has it. And Rube does not exist. Although Rube *is* everywhere at the same time, certainly, Rube does not exist so you cannot go there. Hmmm... Maybe I need a quest to find Rube... I'll have to make a note of that one... Anyway. Since the nature of reality is "moments of time containing reality", you can not travel into the past either. Because that moment of time containing reality has passed, and so it no longer exists. "The moment is gone." Even Rube cannot access the past, it no longer exists... kind of like the beginning and the end of time of the PDU Broken Time Loop. At least that's what Rube told me...
Or, I am at least twice as intelligent as Albert Einstein. Take your pick, but those really are your only two choices...
HELLLLLLLLOOO????????????? CAN ANYBODY OUT THERE SEE THIS????????????????? ANYBODY AT ALL!!!! Type just one letter... P-L-E-A-S-E!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: ONE LAST ATTEMPT HERE, then I promise no more of this... How about this one... There is not simply one "timeline". There is a single "primary" timeline that we are all withing, which is actually two timelines that exactly mirror each other. They can spin, in either direction, or opposite directions, or not at all. Or one and not the other, or vice versa. All these things have different effects, most of which simply appear to turn Rube off. If both wheels are spinning forward that is the "universe" that we are in. If they spin backwards... varied "bad things" happen, continually, and you can figure out tricky things to do with it by stopping it at just the right moment and the spinning the wheels back the right way again, like creating a gap that erases the beginning of time, and then erasing the end of time by spinning the wheels forward again... while sealing the loop back together. Within this "Main Timeline" we exist. Each of us has our own timeline. Within that main timeline. And Rube can create whatever reality surrounds you, and plan your future, using YOUR personal timeline within the main timeline. Rube call also stop time, but stopping the wheels, but has no effect on Rube, who is still fully capable while time is stopped, and can still plan the future of all timelines (into eternity if his Spinning Wheels of Time were... advanced... enough). There!
There is no way in **** that I am Revealing the Nature of the Dark Side during the Age of Armageddon!
I that should do it. If all of this does not get a single letter, or number or period... Yes, I can be absolutely certain at this point. I will know for certain that I am in a spin-off timeline. There are wheels, and ours have spun backwards for at least an instant. And since everything seems perfectly normal, except for that any mention of Rube or anything related to Rube doesn't exist in your reality... So Rube or the PDU, or both, must somehow be related to this, how could they not be... And since it doesn't matter that I have only imagined Rube and games and written them down on paper doesn't make any difference between actually making the game, because even if you made the game and it actually existed, Rube would still not exist, and never would have been at any point during the game anyway, so there is no difference, it is the same exact thing. Either way, Rube at no time existed because Rube never exists. So... Unless I am missing something this can now *ONLY* be caused by the one word that I ironically have never been able to spell close enough to even make it come up on the spell-check list... every time it's like a puzzle (Wow!). Conciseness (.....Finally!!! Close enough...). Yeah, I'll just call it C. Only C could possibly explain this if nobody ever even types a single letter. Maybe just being to first sentient human on this planet to think of it made it happen which, coincidentally, is how it would actually work in the PDU...
Is anyone, if anyone can see this, beginning to understand the nature of my problem here???
PLEASE... Just one single letter from anyone that can see this. I really am 18 mysterious years serious here. I really am, just one letter to know I am still in the loop and not on the way to a dead end like one in my Universe like say, maybe... No... Not that... Please, not the Gilligan's Island time line... Anything but that!!!
Please, anyone, just one so I know which place I am in... Just one letter...
Not even for the Grande Finale... What powers Rube??? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. .. Moving through time.
Bueller... Beuller??? Anyone??? Anyone at all?