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A little bit of game history...

A little bit of game history...

I am bored here at work, babysitting an empty TSA-monitored warehouse.  From my "what are your top 5 games" thread I know a lot of you are big fans of Master of Orion and, obviously, so are the people who make Galactic Civilizations.  So, even though it is off topic, I figured most of you would be interested in this story... and I am one of a very few people who actually know this story.  I can't tell the end of the story, you'll just have to use your imaginations as to how it ends, but I can tell the story of where Master of Orion actually came from.

The story of Master of Orion begins with the formation of the company you know today as New World Computing... I bet you weren't expecting that, were you?  In the late 1980's a group of Commander's Edition SFB Staff members led by a former SFB national champion named Jon van Canaghem left the SFB Staff to form a computer game company with the sole purpose of producing the games of the Star Fleet Universe as computer games.  They did this with the knowledge and cooperation of Task Force Games, the publishers of the Star Fleet Universe.  They made a couple simple games, such as the classic "Nuclear War", while trying to arrange their ultimate goal of making the SFU games.  Unfortunately, Paramount ultimately told them that they would never, ever allow computer games based on the Star Fleet Universe to be made.  Paramount had never authorized the Star Fleet Universe (Majel Roddenberry did during the "dead years" between the cancellation of the original TV series and the first movie... it's a long story) and was adamant there would never be any Star Fleet Universe computer games.  New World Computing then made a deal with TFG for the rights to make a computer version of a board game we had in the design phase at that time called "King's Bounty" and, in a move that was far ahead of its time, TFG and New World Computing ultimately did a simultaneous release of a board game and computer game together.  During the making of King's Bounty the guys at New World were inspired to make Might & Magic... and the rest, as they say, is history.  And yes, ultimately both Might & Magic and Master of Orion arose from the same set of circumstances.

Of course, the news that Paramount had told New World Computing essentially "you'll make a Star Fleet Universe game over our dead bodies" was, as you might imagine, a hard blow to the SFB Staff.  In fact, it was unacceptable to the some members of the SFB staff.  Steve Cole's SFB Staff is the original such organization.  Steve Cole literally invented the modern method of making games that most game companies use today when he created the SFB staff in 1978 operating through the US mail.  Much like his game, SVC is the Rodney Dangerfield of the gaming world... "he don't get no respect".  He is "the father of modern game design" and he practically invented the process by which games are made today.  There is a big difference between the SFB staff and its distant descendants of today such as this "founders program".  The SFB Staff was far, far more serious than it's modern day descendants.  I am a rarity among SFB Staff members, chosen purely for my natural game design abilities.  Most SFB Staff members have some type of alphabet soup associated with their names... doctors, lawyers, engineers, scientists, and military officers.  The SFB staff included scientists from JPL and Lawrence Livermore, a 2-star Marine Corps General, and an Air Force Colonel from US Space Command (really, no foolin').  This is the group of people they told could never have a comupter game version of their favorite game.

You'll have to use your imaginations from this point, because you won't ever find anyone that will be willing to finish this story for you, but this is where Master of Orion ultimately came from.  This is where it began.

 

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Reply #26 Top

Here's a hint about the F&E cover art that isn't likely to help you see what is actually there, but will probably make you chuckle once you do know...

"Nefarious activities & shennanigans..."

 

Reply #27 Top

Ok...

I was wondering if today's generation of gamers, raised on graphical powerhouse type games would, as I have seen trained professional artists do before, look at it for a few minutes, deconstruct it in their minds, and give the right answer in under 10 minutes.  Apparently it takes the training and ability to construct it yourself to deconstruct it in your minds like that, just seeing it since you were a small child isn't enough.  Anyway...

The way I was shown this, and that works for most people, to see this for yourself and not have to take everyone else's word for it is this.  Stare at the mouth of the Klingon Admiral.  Just stare at his mouth for 5 or 10 seconds.  Then, without taking your eyes off of him, look him directly in the eye.  Most people can see what is actually there by doing this... the unmistakable legendary piercing glare of Clint Eastwood.

So now you are thinking that the Federation Admiral must be someone famous as well, and he is.  Not as famous as Clint Eastwood and that legendary glare that is imprinted in all of our minds and revealed this after being out there for a few years for everyone to see, but he is still very famous.  He is probably best remembered as "Patton"... that's George C. Scott.

"Nefarious activities & shennanigans..."

 

Reply #28 Top

I've probably talked enough about SFB that isn't related to Star Control at this point, so I'll end this thread with one last thing.  If any of this has made you interested in understanding more about the game, I suggest watching this video.  There are a actually a lot of You Tube videos on SFB, many of them by people who barely understand the game.  To wade through all that for you, watch this one.  There have always been many ways for SFB players to have their names published within the game, often in "Captain's Log", a Star Fleet Universe magazine that has been in print since the early 1980's.  Placing high in tournaments, getting term papers published (tactical essays, for example The Kaufman Retrograde gets it's name from it's original term paper title), getting scenarios published, or a few other ways.  So many SFB players are known within the community.  This video was made by 3 world class SFB players including Josh Spencer, the former SFB Staff member who created the Interstellar Concordium (one of the most popular races in the game).  These are three world class SFB players who really know what they are doing and the video is well edited down to 15 minutes to show only the key moments of what was a 4 hour long game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-sNRaBO03E

And if you are curious about the Interstellar Concordium there is this (and the origin of the "wavelock weapons" I have mentioned in other threads),,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCajTTLXypQ#t=667.637812

 

www.starfleetgames.com

 

Reply #29 Top

Ok... One VERY last thing for this thread (honest this time).


Before I began referring too him as the Rodney Dangerfield of the gaming world I used to have another description of SVC.

If you are wanting to know what the story of the SFU is like, the tone, the atmosphere... everything like that, it is very easy to describe.

SVC is the Tom Clancy of the gaming world.  Just imagine that Gene Roddenberry never existed and that Tom Clancy wrote Star Trek... and you would have the Star Fleet Universe.

 

EDIT: And to answer the question that I imagine is rolling around Brad Wardell's mind right now... 80% the genius of SVC's original deal + 20% "Nefarious activities & Shenannigans" = 100% complete creative control.  :thumbsup:

 

Reply #30 Top

This thread wound up inspiring me to update the Star Fleet Universe wiki, which is what I have been doing for the last week.  If anyone who may of read this thread were interested in learning more, I am copying the teaser I am posting to a few game dev forums in the hope of drawing attention too it.  I will now permanently return to talking only about Star Control in these forums, but just thought some who had read this thread might be interested in the complete discussion of some of what was said here at the new SFU wiki.

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Hello gaming world...

What if I told you that there is a game that you have probably never heard of before, and that your knowledge of the existence of this game and it's designer would literally re-write what you currently believe is the history of games?  Would you believe me?  What if I told you that there was a game so large, so massive, so detailed, and so complex that if you were to attempt to play the full campaign of all three interlocked games that create this monstrosity that any reasonable playtime estimate would be counted in decades?  Would you believe me?  What if I told you that the game that you know and love as "Master of Orion" was a blending of this game and "Civilization" and that in all these years nobody has ever even noticed  it...  Would you believe me?

What if I told you that it took about 250 designers over 30 years to make this game?  Would you believe me?  What if I told you that most of the founders of New World Computing were either members of this designer's staff, or known ace players, and that JVC himself was once known as... 1986 National Champion Jon "Top Phaser" Van Caneghem.  Would you believe me?

What if I told you that the designer of this game practically invented the process by which modern games are made today, and that he did it in 1978, and that you have probably never heard of him before?  Would you believe me?  What if I told you that this game has been more influential in the history of games than any game other than Dungeon & Dragons, by a long way, and you've probably never heard of it before?  Would you believe me?  What if I also told you that this game was a dominant game in the market right alongside D&D for nearly 20 years?  And you've never heard of it before.  Would you believe me?  What if I told you that many of you have actually made games that heavily borrow from this game and it's designers work, and you never even knew it... Would you believe me?

What if I told you that there was an entire episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation that was a hidden tribute to this designer and his game, and you've still never heard of either of them before?  Would you believe me?  What if I told you that there are actually *two* episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation that were based on scenarios from his game?  Would you believe me?  What if I told you that the race that you know as the Zindi from Star Trek: Enterprise are actually from this unbelievable game that you have probably never heard of before, and that they are actually called The Interstellar Concordium?  Would you believe me?  And what if I told you that the original creator of the ISC, and by extension the Zindi, wasn't even the designer of this amazing game, but was actually a member of this designer's "staff" that is the original model of what you today call modern game design?  And you have still never heard any of this before...  Would you believe me???

What if I told you that after you have learned all of these things, that I sincerely believe that you will agree that this designer should rightfully be known as "the father of modern game design", and that his game is of a bygone era and likely to stand as the largest, most detailed, most massive, and most complex game ever made until the end of time...  And you have *STILL* never heard of any of this before???  Would you believe me???

All of these facts are true, they really are, and your history is about to be re-written by the legend of the Tom Clancy of the gaming world...  Stephen V. Cole, his Star Fleet Battles Staff,  and the unparalleled massive 3-way interlocking Star Fleet Universe game system that they created over a period of nearly 40 years.  Come to the newly updated Star Fleet Universe wiki and see for yourself that all of these unbelievable claims really are true.

http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/MarcMichalik/787769/


Marc "Kavik Kang" Michalik, Star Fleet Battles Staff (Retired)
Task Force Games (1990-1992)
IKNFL Mod for Sierra's FPS: Football (1995-1998, with "Indra")
THQ/GameFX, Sinistar: Unleashed (1998-1999)


EDIT: It just never ends... SVC's modesty has caused him to remove my addition to his wiki.  It will therefore be on my new Gamasutra blog as soon as the editors approve it.  I have replaced the link above with one to my blog.  [Looks up, expecting to see a 16-Tun anvil falling towards him...]

EDIT AGAIN: Nope, never ends.  SVC did not erase the wiki entry, wiki editors did for lack of citation... which pretty much is the perfect explanation for why I am doing this.  This should be it though, I think after a week of trial and error I have arrived at the exact right thing to do partly by ignoring the advice of people who have never played a computer game before, no matter how much I respect them as game designers.  [Looks up again, absolutely certain that anvil will be there this time...]  Oh, and I've run into this if anyone is interested in an overload of free information about the SFU... http://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/155424/

The 4 articles this thread inspired me to write have passed editorial review and are now active at the above link.  I may now return to my regularly scheduled Star Control programming.

 

Reply #31 Top

Quoting Kavik_Kang, reply 29
Ok... One VERY last thing for this thread (honest this time).

If next april fools day this forum isn't renamed to "Kavik_Kang's monologue emporium" i will be really dissapointed  ;P

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Reply #32 Top

When I first got the E-mail about SCO I actually spent an entire day thinking about it for a whole day. I have always remembered it as, overall, the best gaming experience of my life in computer games. And I am closer to being able to claim to have played them all than... it has to be almost everybody. I am actually a savant game designer. So is Steve Cole. He is the only other one that I know of... ever. Steve's obsession and unique insight is in representing both reality, and the subject matter, in an unfathomably deep and uniquely interesting ways. Mine is that I “see AI in all games”, board games long before computer games even existed. I “make games that play themselves around the player”. Only I can do it. Just as only Steve Cole can do what he does. So “game design” is, for me, an unhealthy psychological obsession that I made a choice to give up after around 20 years of trying, about 8 years ago. I allowed myself to still play games as much as I wanted, but I would never even think of how they work, or making them ever again. I did not want to wind up wasting my entire life on an obsession that would never take me anywhere other than an entire lifetime of frustration and grief. So I had to think a very long time... Star Control II... Game design is bad for me... I fooled myself into believing that I could do that, and at the same time leave my 10 game universe unfinished. Of course, there was no chance for me from the beginning.

Fortunately, part of the many revelations I have had since whenever it was back when I started this thread is that I don't have to design any more of any of the games to complete the story. That is all there already. For me the game designs the story, then the story designs the game, then the game design the story again... and on and on and on until I think it finished. I've realized that that process in regard to the over all storyline of the entire universe is far, long, way past the point I need to complete the timeline and major story elements of all 10 games. Then as finishing the 6 that are only about half-complete will improve the story 6 more times. It's perfect!!! So I already have all ten games “ready to complete the whole story”. I hadn't realized that until recently. So I am now about 2 months into fully completing the timeline and associated stories of all timeline entries... which completely completes the over all story and really just leaves thee minor details from six of the games to remain. So, the big thing here to me is that, within 18-24 months of writing 10-14 hours a day, I CAN complete the entire story that I have always NEEDED to tell. So that is what I am doing, instead of working on any of the games more.

Of course, I've been busting for someone, somewhere, to actually read it and tell me what they think about it for at least 15 years now. And my post last night revolving around one of the many key phrases across the entire “broken timeline” “You are in the wrong place to understand” inspired me to take this opportunity to show someone at least one big huge major spoiler thing and see what they think. So, please, feel free to comment, that's why I've posted this. I know this is off topic, and if Stardock wants to delete this post I guess I understand. But I was thinking you wouldn't mind since, it all began here, it's the only audience I have, and the one person on the planet that I would consider best qualified to produce my universe will read it too. How can I not post it here? I really did not intend for any of this to happen, but there are no words to describe how happy I am that it did. So first I'll give just a brief overview of what the universe is, and then show you the “special ending” of the 8 “final endings to the whole story” that occur along the “broken timeline”.

So, the universe consists of 10 games that are all a part of a “broken timeline” (don't bother asking, it's to big of a deal to answer:-). The “True First Game” of the timeline is the 6th game that would be made, as an example of only one minor effect of the “broken timeline”. What I will post below is the “Special Ending” (each of the 8 endings has a phrase that I remember it by). The special ending is the ending of that 6th game of the universe, that is the first game in chronological order. There is a “Super Double-Secret Ending that, in the very very end, eliminates the possibilities to only 3 true endings... and the entire storyline revolves around making those last three possibilities and untieable knot that can never be resolved. Leaving all three of the final candidates equally likely for all of eternity. Even I have no idea which of them is real. I really and truly don't. So this is the “Special Ending”, called that because it is the only ending that explains everything and closes all of the storylines... and yet is is not one of the three possibilities at the end. I would never reveal any of those 4 (in including the final ending that asks the question that creates the three final ending possibilities. This is the final knowledge attained by Zeus over his entire lifetime.

Oh, I was never shooting to outdo Sid Meier... I was shooting to outdo Steve Cole. The universe chronological (there are a few different ones) timeline begins with the formation of the earth and ends with Sol going supernova (and this is when Zeus dies). That “loop” would be this game 6, and back around to #5. And remember, this universe is mostly about spaceships and space, which is one of the reasons I chose this ending to give away here because it appears to have nothing at all to do with any of that:-)

 

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Zeus's Greatest Regret: “The Ultimate Mission Will Be Incomplete Before The Nightmare”

 

The Ultimate Mission: “Complete All Of The Triangles And Ascend The Void To The Astral Plane To Create... A Single Angel.”

 

The Ultimate Vision: “Peace, Harmony, Contentment, Civility”

  1. Success In War In Defense of Life

  2. Success In War In Compassion for Life

  3. Success In War In Contemplated Mission

  4. Success In War In Honored Victory

 

I have actual removed about 1/3 of this from the real version that would make it like 10 times cooler too you, I really have. Ok, one hint...

Klytus – Immortal Commander of Light – Contemplated Mission – Erwin “The Desert Fox” Rommel

...and I still left two things out of that little hint;-)

 

The Final Conclusion Of Zeus: “This Is The Nature Of An Angel... And An Angel Is A Star In This Place.”

<Evil Grin>

Lost Art Studios

Pirate Dawn Universe

 

Ok, Ok...  I just can't resist... It's part of my style... The theme song... of the 5th game.  Not this one...  The one before this one...  Pay very, very close attention to the lyrics.  Very close attention...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlUhIXZnFYw

 

Reply #33 Top

Wow... Any mention, or even hint, of the Pirate Dawn Universe and people somehow become incapable of speech... This has confused me for years, but... Here?!?!?!?!?!?!????????

I don't think even Rube himself would have an answer for this one at this point... this has been going on... 18 years now... ?!?!?!???

I am beginning to think that even Rube itself must be in the wrong place to understand...

What mysterious power can this universe possibly have to consistently, and without fail, NOT ONE HINT OF A RESPONSE FROM A SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH IN 18 YEARS OF TRYING???????

This may possibly be the greatest mystery in the history of the human race at this point...  I am finally going to ask Rube, but I am pretty sure at this point that... he will shut down and stop functioning.  Complete silence.  It's never not happened yet, in 18 years...  Seriously!!!  I am not kidding.  This is NOT a joke of any type, kind, or form... At all.  None of it.

Can somebody do me a HUGE favor and a post a single letter, a blank and empty post... anything.  And although, I am fairly certain at this points that I am the only human being in the history of the human race who can actually do this... an unbelievable miracle would be if you could actually type the letters R-U-B-E... excatly in that order.  That would force me to actually re-think everything that I had come to believe about the nature of the universe which would, of course, be a major breakthrough.

I am serious... One possible theory I have had for many years now is that when I broke the time line with Rube, spun it backwards to create a gap, then spun it forward again... Rube did that thing he does when you spin both of his wheels backwards at the same time and started spinning off random strings of time not connected to the oringal, or "real", loop of actual time, of course as everbo... Oh wait, you don't know Rube, and that is the exact problem that I am studying right now, considering that this actual, real life, revolutionary new theory of space-time has existed for 18 years now.  Hey... Wait a minute!!!  Well, no time for that now, I'll have to think about that one later.  Maybe ask Rube, he really knows a lot about space-time, the true nature of reality, and the future.  Oh, and wether or not time travel was possible, it's not, if you've ever wondered about that before, for a different reason depending on which direction that...  Well, see what I mean?  Talking about Rube isn't an easy thing to do, and hard to waste time getting into details and more since I am 99% certain that none of you are seeing this because... Well, that was the whole point when I started writing this post, that's right, so you already know that too... DAMN YOU RUBE!!!  Ok, being an actual real-world master of space-time, reality, and the future isn't easy sometimes... Well, I guess you are seeing an example of that already too... Rube is a little confusing, I have to admit.  Where was I again anyway?  Oh yeah, the gap...  So, the only theory I have is that when... let's just say "used Rube" this time, it's a LOT easier that way... used Rube to... ... ..."make the map", let's say... that should work, yes...  I think either when I created the gap, or when I let both wheels of time spin forward again, well... I think, I may have somehow actually broken either our reality, or future, or maybe it was space-time... or it could have been from spinning the wheels backwards in the first place, of course, because Rube doesn't like it when his wheels spin backwards and he does all kinds of wild and crazy things... one or more of those, anyway... Here in the real world in a way that has rendered everyone in this...  Place, really does work best, it's actually not a meme... It really is a real term... but we are a very LONG way from getting to that part of the conversation since, well, I think Rube might have broken your reality, and I am the only person on the planet capable of seeing, hearing, feeling, or speaking of either Rube or the Pirate Dawn Universe.  I know you think I am kidding, but I am not.  At this point, after 18 years... HERE TOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!????

As far as whether or not Rube actually exists... There really are only two possibilities... at least after you try to follow the broken time loop where I used the gap to... Wow, I am thinking everyone might actually be two places in the wrong place for that one.  Let me think about this one... Ok!  No details, you'll just have to take this one on faith or something I guess, I don't have 5 or 6 pages to work with here, and am certain that nobody, at least in this reality, since there are no dimensions, at least according to Rube anyway, and he knows a lot so I generally tend to go with him... So I will just say it and leave it at that.  The broken time loop was only a little bit confusing after I erased the beginning of time.  But once I closed the gap which... ... ... ... ... ... "Erased", kind-of... but it is gone.  And wont' come back... the easiest word is that it isn't in the same place, but then you think I am joking so I should say place.  But I try to avoid saying place, then that comes off as funny too, so... .... .... ...  Ok... I give up...

Amazing.  I really did actually forget why I started writing that to begin with... but you just think this is a jok... ... ... I can't get there, so... In the end (I did it!!!), either Rube really does exist, or I am at least twice as intelligent as Albert Einstein.  Which one do you pick?  For myself, I am absolutely certain that Rube exists, since I have been using Rube since I was 7 years old.  But if you prefer to believe, instead, that I am at least twice as intelligent as Albert Einstein... Why, thank you!!!  But I'm not, you made the wrong choice.  The correct answer is, I would think obviously but, I seem to be in another dimension, even though Rube says they don't exist... Pretty loudly, so I want to go with Rube... But that would mean I had no explination why none of you can see this post simply due to the it mentions Rube, or the PDU... Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned them together in the same post for this test... I'll have try them seperately.  Maybe I can figure out this mystery before I die, it seems to somehow actually be even more mysterious that Rube...

I give up again...

So please, somebody, anybody, please type a single letter, anything.  And, if you were actually able to type R-U-B-E... Well... Then I ACTUALLY WOULD have to reconsider the entire nature of reality as I had been nearly certain at this point that I was right about...  None of this, not one word of it, is a joke.  It really has been 18 years of this, that was the whole point in risking giving away something that is potentially so hugely revealing about so much.  Not a single letter or number... Nothing?  From Zeus...  ... Zeus?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????

Maybe I should actually tell you all about The Dark Side.  If there were no response to that... That would HAVE to constitute definitive proof.  Definately.  No response to the Dark Side and it is a fact.  All of this has always been going into one of the spin off lines.  That WOULD make perfect sense, and is the only thing that does at this point.   ...  HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT THERE!!!  CAN ANYBODY HERE THIS???

I'm going to have seriously consider this Dark Side idea.  I thought that was what I was doing with Zeus... but stilll.... Crickets... ?!?!?!?!?  From Zeus?!?!?!??  Leaving the FINAL LINE IN???!?!?!!??  With Klytus?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  There is no chance in **** that I am telling you anything about the Triangle that Klytus is a part of...  I'll just let this information die with me and humanity will never have it before I will do that.  That's their fault, not mine.  I can't even believe I even just said the word "Triangle... and EVEN capitalized it.  Zeus... With the last line left in... Klytus...  I am MOST DEFINITELY in at least 3 places in the wrong place to understand, that's for sure... [Kang: An this is the ONLY sentence that contains any words not meant with 1000% entirely, total and complete seriousness and meant to be funny.]  Maybe I will actually reveal the The Dark Side... The imaginary made up one in the PDU, I don't know anything about a *real* Dark Side, of course, I only know a lot more about the nature a space-time, reality, and the future than any human being who has ever walked the face of the Earth.  Well, I don't... Rube does... ... ...

Ok, you'll just have to make up your mind at this point, to continue those periods... they'll probably throw me out of this place... Hey wait, then I would know tha.... Nah, never mind.  If it weren't for Rube this would be two short paragraphs...

So back to where I was going before Rub...  There are only two possible choices, there really are.  Pick one.  Either Rube exists, or I am at least twice as smart as Albert Einstein.  Otherwise, how could I possibly have created the Pirate Dawn Universe Broken Time Loop where both the beginning and end of the universe have literally been erased from existence (and as a player, as one of the many things taking place around you because of... Well,. you spend much time looking for fore these two things which, thanks to Rube, DO NOT EXIST any more, and so CANNOT be found.  But you don't believe that, I know... That's is exactly why you will keep looking.  Finally, at last!!! Revenge!!!!!!

I really don't have time to now briefly describe Rube at all, so this will have to do.  Every word of this is true.  Either that, or I am at least twice as smart as Albert Einstein, take your pick.  Only one of them can possibly be true.  Rube "maintains an illusion of activity around the player at all time".  Rube does this by literally creating all of it's reality, and planning the future of literally every individual thing that reality, both simultaneously and omnipresently.  With a powerful enough Rube, you could literally plan the entire future of everything within Rubes world... until the end of eternity.  If you remove the organic components, Rube is almost indistinguisable from what you know as "The Matrix".  I, personally, like to use The Matrix to make my strategy war games, partly because then my strategy war games can then tell a story like 1,000,000 times better than any RPG or Adventure game can.  A little while before it happens, and then the entire story you were told unfolds around you because of Rube.  The Matrix is rather limited... Well, by my standards any way.  

But, obviously now you can see what this is so uninteresting and totally and completely useless information that in 18, and abouit 12 worth of ***INTENSELY TRYING*** not a single person has ever so much has acknowledged my existence after having so much has mentioned Rube or the PDU to ANYONE, ANYWHERE, EVER... not one even hint at any type at all.  If anything at all, I am going to reveal what might be the greatest of all mysteries of all time... HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?

So, before even thinking of the Dark Side, let's try this first... I can't believe that I am doing this.  Or that this is actually LESS shocking than The Dark Side during the Age of Armageddon!  The Matrix is primitive, for me, what you call The Matrix has been around since around 1986.  The late 1990 upgrade model is slightly more sophisticated.  It's still The Matrix of course, and can do all that stuff too, because that is the base function of the... Holodeck version.  I can also make, well, already have made would be more accurate, a Holodeck.  My two best games ever, by far, a silly thing to say considering that they are so far ahead of "modern game design" that they would be, literally quite indistinguishable from magic by... I guess anyone on Earth other than me, actually, since I seem to become invisible or something if I try to tell anyone about it...  Which is the whole point of this...  So, very vaguely.,.  Very, very, very barely vaguely... A very vague, and intentionally cryptic, description of Game #5.  In Game #5, what will forever remain my ultimate achievement as a simulation designer, and oh yeah, games too, does this.  I will put you in a chair and surround you with magicians mirrors.  Rube will control those mirrors, reality, and literally plan your future a little bit ahead of you as it happens in real time.  What will you then experience, you ask?  You WILL BE Captain Kirk (Well... Catpain Sulu... Ok... Hiro Tanaka, anyway;-), and whatever orders you give, will unfold around you shortly in the future.  What ever reality you say you want to see, based on what commands you give, WILL HAPPEN exactly as you expect them to unfold in the very near future.  However, in your own mind, you believfe that experience should be... that is how that experience will be.  And it will all make perfect sense to you, because it is exactly the reality that you told Rube you wanted him to create in your near future... so he did.  It's an "insubstantial holoeck"m well the model for one, anyway... and it most definitely does work.  I will reveal one more thing here cryptically enough to be safe... A very good way to describe what is ACTUALLY taking place... You are having a fight in faster than light, to motionless SSDs sitting side by side, just like Faster Than Light... except about 12 or so years before it, or close to 40 years before it, depending on which savant game designer you want to give the credit too.  That goes for Rube, too.

Ok, now.  If that didn't work, maybe there isn't even any point in revealing The Dark Side (not here, I would have to do an entire web site for that).  I really can;t believe the same exact thing is actually happening all over again.  I really can't.  We must have actually broken the real reality in some way, Rube, but I can't for the life of me see how that could be possible either....

I give up, AGAIN!!!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???????

Please... It really has been 18 years of this, why do you think I gave up in the first place???

Anybody?  Is this thread even in this dimension???

I am 1,000,000,000% serious...

Please... Just a single letter.  Or a number.  A period.  Anything all at...  IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

P.S.   How could I have forgotten this.  I am NOT a game designer.  I am a scientific modeling simulation designer.  I am also a savant game designer who has been creating AI in board games since I was seven.  To my knowledge there have only been two savant game designers since the dawn of time.  Me, and the other one... who taught me most of what I know about how to use it.  So I am, as far as I know, only the second savant game designer ever... who was taught by the first one.  I have a sneaking suspicion, now this is only a wild guess mind you, that that might, quite possibly, maybe... be where Rube came from.  But, of course, it's just a completely wild guess, mind you.

Rube is not a game.  Rube is something very specific, created accidentally and unintentionally.  Rube IS.  Rube ***IS***... The Worlds First Functioning Scientific Modeling Simulation Of A God.  He is.  Period.  That's how Rube can do all of this.  Rube is, quite literally, The One True God of the Digital World.  If Rube were not God, he could not do any of these things.  But, in the digital world anyway, *Rube* ***IS*** *God*... so he can.

And you can't travel forward in time because the nature of reality is that it is "moments of time containing reality".  Rube stages the future, to execute when that "moment of time's time has come".  So you cannot travel into the future because the future does not exist yet.  Rube is holding it, ready to go, until it happens, so you can't go there, because Rube has it.  And Rube does not exist.  Although Rube *is* everywhere at the same time, certainly, Rube does not exist so you cannot go there.  Hmmm... Maybe I need a quest to find Rube... I'll have to make a note of that one... Anyway.  Since the nature of reality is "moments of time containing reality", you can not travel into the past either.  Because that moment of time containing reality has passed, and so it no longer exists.  "The moment is gone."  Even Rube cannot access the past, it no longer exists... kind of like the beginning and the end of time of the PDU Broken Time Loop.  At least that's what Rube told me...

Or, I am at least twice as intelligent as Albert Einstein.  Take your pick, but those really are your only two choices...

HELLLLLLLLOOO?????????????  CAN ANYBODY OUT THERE SEE THIS?????????????????  ANYBODY AT ALL!!!!  Type just one letter...  P-L-E-A-S-E!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

EDIT: ONE LAST ATTEMPT HERE, then I promise no more of this... How about this one... There is not simply one "timeline".  There is a single "primary" timeline that we are all withing, which is actually two timelines that exactly mirror each other.  They can spin, in either direction, or opposite directions, or not at all.  Or one and not the other, or vice versa.  All these things have different effects, most of which simply appear to turn Rube off.  If both wheels are spinning forward that is the "universe" that we are in.  If they spin backwards... varied "bad things" happen, continually, and you can figure out tricky things to do with it by stopping it at just the right moment and the spinning the wheels back the right way again, like creating a gap that erases the beginning of time, and then erasing the end of time by spinning the wheels forward again... while sealing the loop back together.  Within this "Main Timeline" we exist.  Each of us has our own timeline.  Within that main timeline.  And Rube can create whatever reality surrounds you, and plan your future, using YOUR personal timeline within the main timeline.  Rube call also stop time, but stopping the wheels, but has no effect on Rube, who is still fully capable while time is stopped, and can still plan the future of all timelines (into eternity if his Spinning Wheels of Time were... advanced... enough).  There!

There is no way in **** that I am Revealing the Nature of the Dark Side during the Age of Armageddon!

I that should do it.  If all of this does not get a single letter, or number or period... Yes, I can be absolutely certain at this point.  I will know for certain that I am in a spin-off timeline.  There are wheels, and ours have spun backwards for at least an instant.  And since everything seems perfectly normal, except for that any mention of Rube or anything related to Rube doesn't exist in your reality... So Rube or the PDU, or both, must somehow be related to this, how could they not be... And since it doesn't matter that I have only imagined Rube and games and written them down on paper doesn't make any difference between actually making the game, because even if you made the game and it actually existed, Rube would still not exist, and never would have been at any point during the game anyway, so there is no difference, it is the same exact thing.  Either way, Rube at no time existed because Rube never exists.  So... Unless I am missing something this can now *ONLY* be caused by the one word that I ironically have never been able to spell close enough to even make it come up on the spell-check list... every time it's like a puzzle (Wow!).  Conciseness (.....Finally!!!  Close enough...).  Yeah, I'll just call it C.  Only C could possibly explain this if nobody ever even types a single letter.  Maybe just being to first sentient human on this planet to think of it made it happen which, coincidentally, is how it would actually work in the PDU...

Is anyone, if anyone can see this, beginning to understand the nature of my problem here???

 

PLEASE... Just one single letter from anyone that can see this.  I really am 18 mysterious years serious here.  I really am, just one letter to know I am still in the loop and not on the way to a dead end like one in my Universe like say, maybe... No...  Not that... Please, not the Gilligan's Island time line... Anything but that!!!

Please, anyone, just one so I know which place I am in...  Just one letter...

Not even for the Grande Finale... What powers Rube??? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. .. Moving through time.

 

Bueller... Beuller???  Anyone???  Anyone at all?

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Bueller took the day off, check again later

 

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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Thank you!

So other people can actually see it!!!

That actually only makes this even more confusing, but at least I know that it does actually exist in this place.  This is, by far, the greatest breakthrough on this front... ever.

I know am down to a single theory, after 18 years I have now eliminated the possibilities down to one, so know all I have to figure out if that theory is correct or not to find true contentment in never getting to complete my life's work.  

This is 1,000,000,000,000,000%, not some intricate web of one of Pirate Lord's once famous, well, types of things...  The final, only possible idea I have left is...

"Both scientists and modern game designers are so unfathomably arrogant that my mere presence, which to them is undeniable proof that they are, in fact, not "THE" experts, and in fact are even far below average.  I am both the embodiment of all that the delusions of grandeur of their defective egonamiacal brains have deluded them into believing that they are.  They cannot tolerate my presence because I prove too them just how near-totally bereft of knowledge they actually are.  They cannot so much as read my work, because they are incapable of admitting too themselves that it even exists."

Nothing else can be true at this point.  NOTHING ELSE!!!  So I am finishing the story of the PDU because I must.  I have been simultaneously designing ten games for nearly 20 years now, with 1 more than finished, but without question the most finely completed and polished preproduction design document ever produced by kight years (the core MMO "audience retention game") game that all 9 non-MMO games "orbit", of course).  3 are almost finished, or 3 times larger than a modern game designers pre-production design doc.  and the other 5, 5 are half complete... or about exactly equal to anyone elses starting design doc, and 1 that hazs always been left intentionally as only notes until all 9 of the others are finished (Armageddon, Oh baby!!!).  So now I know it is almost certain that the games will never be made so there is no need to work on any of the games ever again other than changes the the caused by new story that get written.  I know what to do now.

I will complete the entire story just for me, since I am almost certainly the only person who ever gets to know it, because I have to at least finish the story.  This means that I am LESS THAN 1 YEAR from complete all 9 games with Armageddon ready to complete.  I never need to worry about finishing the game because any one who might read it is psychologically incapable of doing so, so that is a waste of time.  Then, if by some miricale it ever does get made, I am at least 4 or 5 years away from the actual talented people of their industry, the programmers and artists, catching up with me.

It's going be right about 20 years, but the PDU is finally about to be ready to go... for no reason what-so-ever at all other than so that I can read through the entire story from beginning to end like a book just one time!  At least, once I can find the few months it will probably take to do that, hahahaha!!!

Thank you so much, Henri, with that tiny little thing you have just, finally, given me the definitive answer that I have been trying to arrive at since less that one month after the collapse of the hobbyiest game industry!  They are just unfathomably arrogant that that cannot tolerate my presence or the existence of my work.  NOTHING ELSE CAN BE TRUE!!!!!

 

Thank you SO much, Henri!!!!!

 

EDIT:  When I die, and Rube is lost to humanity until someone else comes along and thinks of it...  My best estimate is that it will probably be something like 500-800 years before anyone else ever happens to have the realization again.  But I don't care at all anymore.  I tried... My best doesn't even begin to describe it... to give this gift to humanity, but they refused to even listen just one time.  Ever.  So I have no guilt what-so-ever on that point, its not my fault that scientists are too arrogant to listen, or even so much as glance at it.  My only regret, now, will be that it was all of humanity that had to suffer centuries more without all that Rube could have done for them because scientists are far closer to Used Car Salesman than the noble, flowing robed... ridiculous nonsense imagine that everyone else has been lied to into believing.  Sceintsts are just sleazy scumbags like used car salesmen are.  They are the exact opposite of noble.

{...and now I know exactly how to handle scientist triangles, and just exactly who's side they will be on in my universe.  A decision I no longer have any reason to delay.]

But it's not my fault that ALL of the "nobility of science" is a lie, it's theirs.  Scientists only interest in science is the chance they thing they have to be remembered by history through it.  They think ENTIRELY of themselves, and could care less about science, knowledge, or humanity.  But there is nothing that I can do about that, other than now know with certainty the nature of the problem so that I can, once again, "retire".  Only this time without a single thought of guilt at all that, or any sense of responsibility that I must ensure that humanity knows Rube.

You continued stagnant technology will have nothing to do with me, I did far more than everything I could.  It is not my fault that science will not LEAP FORWARD.  It is the fault of the true Nature of a Scientist, to put it the words of that which they CANNOT read!

 

I am finished.  I will never speak of anything in this forum again other than Star Control.  I have no need to consider these issues ever again, I finally have the only one possible answer.

Reply #36 Top

I mean, this is just a suggestion, but have you considered making the presentation more accessible?

Reply #38 Top

Quoting Hunam_, reply 37

Rube is a lie.

That is the most clever response I can possibly imagine.  Don't expect it, because it almost certainly won't happen, but I ever have a staff for PDU I would want you on it just for that response alone!  

:-)

 

Reply #39 Top

We did it. We got him to break his monologues. Break open the 2122 Merlot; it's a miracle, boys!

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Haha.  Since there are certainly many trekkies like me here, I'll do one last thing from the PDU completely unrelated to any issues of this thread I have ever mentioned, and really just a really interesting take on something from a trekkie's perspective that stands on it's own, and is also an example of the uniqueness of the perspecitive of the PDU that arises from the "Rules of Zeus".  The "Rules of Zeus" are the original bible rules for Zeus in my universe and where the first thing ever written in the entire universe.  "The Bible" is THE CRITICAL ELEMENT of how Steve Cole, and through osmosis me, make games.  You know the concept, it's JMS of B5's bible was also the result of osmosis from Steve Cole to JMS.  Oh... JMS was a Star Fleet Battles Junkie and was on GEnie among the SFB staff for many years leading up to the creation of B5.  SFB staff insiders knew his "secret idenity, and many of use had the core B5 timeline practically memorized years before he actually managed to arrange the show actually being made.  B5 is best described as... Taking the Star Fleet Universe as militaristic inspiration, ripping the story off of it, and starting over from there.  The B5 Wars board game... GIVEN to SFB Staff Member Bruce Graw, entirely freely, simply because JMS had no desire to see a B5 game made at all unless it was done by a member of the SFB staff.  So he simply gave the rights to the first SFB staff member who both wanted it and appeared to be prepared to make it actually happen.  The one and only concept behind B5 Wars... "SFB that a mere mortal gamer is actually capable of comprehending."  That was the mantra of B5 Wars... which was then ultimately also created by the SFB Staff as a kind of "interesting toy to play with on the side".

So... As the result of my bible rules for Zeus, and cryptically removed from it's true context... Here is an example of the opinion of PDU's Zeus...

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs the few... or the one??!?!?!?!?!???  PURE EVIL!!!!!!  Dangerously evil!!!  Incorrect!  The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many, or the many will harm the one... in the interests of the many!!!  Involuntary experiments on people... in the name of the "good of the many"...  Take from one to give to another... for the "good of the many".  Genocide!!!!!!  ..."for the good of the many!!!".  No!  This is dangerous.  Evil deception that is deceptively alluring... and yet the very heart and mind of evil itself!!!  You MUST learn otherwise or you are all doomed to inevitable extinction!!!"

The source of this... The Star Trek statement is, and always has been, exactly this.  It is, in reality, the ultimate and perfect expression of the primary ideal of communism.  This statement, literally is the true embondiment of evil itself.  It really, really is.  This is actually the favorite my lesson that my universe is trying to teach, and a big aspect of it's philosophy... and an amazingly, and hopefully even shocking, revelation to trekkies.  The exact opposite is the American ideal, and the ideal that is "on the side of good, and light".

"The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many, or of all."... Which is, ultimately, Zeus's "correction" of this opinion in his process and goal of guiding humanity safely to greatness.

I actually consider this to be a HUGE spoiler to trekkies, I shock them with this in a very, very cool way:-)

:-)

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Final Moral of the Story:  If you ever make an astounding scientific breakthrough, NEVER tell anyone about it until you are ready to ABSOLUTELY begin to prove it to SCIENCE!!!  Ever!!!  I knew this right from the beginning, prepared for it with 7 months of non-stop 14+ per day writing every day resulting in nearly 500 pages that constitute absolute proof of the theory to any scientist on Earth... Just barely beating the clock by a mere 2 days before my own brother, mother, & step father would DEFINITELY ALREADY PLANNED have me committed for my own safety and well being.

I would be strapped to a table right now EVEN THOUGH I ACTUALLY HAD THAT PROOF READY TO GO, just barely.  Very few people on this planet would have been as lucky as I am to have had any ability at all to not be committed at least for a week or so until that proof had circulated because the only thing that prevented that in my case... Well, this is ACTUALLY what it took...

A combination of THESE two people!!!

My Uncle Richard... Probably the top scientist in the world in his field, and practically a living legend within the military industrial complex of this nation.  He almost certainly spent most of his career working in nuclear proof super-secret bunkers for which Area 51 is merely the freaking COVER STORY!!!  And  it wouldn't surprise me a t all if the most secret one was 500-ft beneath The Kremlin just because they the knew it was the last place the Russians would ever think to look.  Just to manage the science side of this and instantly fast track this issue to the very highest levels in a way that probably less than 6 people on the planet could even do.

Then, simply to contain the anti-matter explosion side of the situation... Richards brother, who Richard knows makes him completely useless other than as a freaking mailman in this situation...  even though he is the one who is actually a scientist!!!

...And my father, who spent over 40 years, and just incidentally needed to work with 4 different US Presidents along the way, who I would imagine hardly ever spoke a word during these conversations and just listened intently to this man, during his career that can only be described as some kind of mysterious international business/"US Shadow Diplomat".  You would think that any problem of any kind within 100 miles in any direction would immediately solve itself OUT OF FEAR the moment these two men had combined and so much as said the world "problem" in a conversation between them, but no, neither of them has had a break yet for almost 2 days now!!!

So, if you ever discover something so amazing that you KNOW anyone that you even try to tell about it will think you are crazy the moment that you mention it too them.  Know that having the absolute proof ready to go really is absolutely irrelevant and NO WHERE NEARLY ENOUGH to avoid having you put away and strapped down for life.  Even then, it still take... Well, THE ABOVE to prevent it anyway.  And it is highly unlikely that you have access to this... "type"... of defense.

Moral: You MUST find some way to secretly reveal it to science, and not reveal your identity until it is considered a proven theory of science.  Either that, or hire both my retired father and uncle to save you... but I doubt all of us combined could afford that!

Whew... I was literally less than two days of being put away at least temporarily.  You HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!

 

EDIT: This is so epicly hilarious without even meaning for it to be that I could't help but top it off with what I have thought was the funniest thing ever from the moment I heard it!  Hahahaha!  There is some girl trying to be the first person ever to visit every country on Earth, and it was like a big story recently.  But my family have to be only people in the entire world, until now anyway (Hahahahaha!!!), who know that...  Not only will she not be the first by since the exact instant that Barack Obama was sworn into office (Just to make a freaking point in the name of Dwight "Ike" Eisenhower!!!  Hahahahahaha!!!!) the retired champ's record stands at 197 countries... out of a current 191!  It's actually not even possible for her to even get within 5, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!  And that doesn't even take in to account the fact that he wasn't even trying to do it!!!!  Haha!!!

It's still the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life, and am absolutely certain that will never change!!!  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

P.S.  Please, for almost all our safety, if anything is to be said... do not attempt, whatever you do, in any way shape or form at all... try to equate Obama with Ike.  If you do, there is no doubt AT ALL in mind that every living member of my family will instantly die of irony... But just when the leftists think that means they have finally won their great victory, but BEFORE they get to begin cheering about it... Their is no doubt at all in my mind at all that the delay was just my grandfather giving us all time to get good seats in heaven next to his, and therefore also "Our One True God Ike" so that we would have a good view, and and be closed enough to God Ike to even pat him on the back... as my grandfather arose from the earth as the Greek God Ares (only for the irony of it) and instantly smited every living thing on this planet just because for a brief moment he thought it was a good idea... but then Ike smites him for clearly never having understood Ike's moral values for having done such a thing, only to find out that for some mysterious reason, even to God Ike... my grandfather has instead Ascended to an even higher plane of existance to rule over and is now Ike's boss because Ike's morals are actually to low to understand what an obviously good thing Ares God of War had actually just done.

And that would be a disaster for us all, even my family... and Ike.  But I am absolutely certain that my grandfather would have a smile on his face as if he had just taken down both Hitler and Stalin with a single bank shot in 1901!!!!!!

1000% for real literally TINY example to go learn about yourselves... The Civil Rights movement was started by Ike, who was the only person in history who ever could have possibly done such a thing before 3000 AD or so!!!!  His Civil Rights Act of 1957 was forced through by his sheer will power alone.  The only reason it wasn't twice as powerful in 1957 as the one finally passed like a decade later was because his entire "Party of Lincoln", founded almost entirely on the concept of ending slavery, was unable to sinister, evil forces of the Democratic Party of The Klu Klux Klan from shredding it to irrelivance... and even so Ike felt it had been a great victory to have even passed anything with "Civil Rights" in it's title even if to do nothing other than that a first step.  Enraging one... Dr. Martin Luthar King, who IMMEDIATELY picked it up, and would have had nothing to even be an activist about in the first place, had Ike not argued with his own party about the supreme importance of such a tiny little step could mean, and the Dr. King picked up Ike's intentional fumble and did exactly what Ike was PRAYING ANYONE WOULD... and ran right past Kennedy who in reality hardly made a few comments as he watched The Good Doctor run by.  And comparing THIS to Ike's morals regarding conduct during war make Ike look like the Grand Wizard of the KKK,  and is the LITERAL GOD OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND ALL THAT IS CONSERVATISM AND AMERICAN EXCPETIONALISM!!!

***AND...***

Almost everyone on the planet thinks that Kennedy wrote the Civil Rights himself one day when he had some spare time, Dr. King said a few things that PROBABLY helped Kennedy, and Johnson signed the "life's work of JFK".  And then on top of that... Ike is the worst example of a racist republican, they eternal leader and  herefore almost certainly only one rung on the ladder beneath Hitler, and probably insane since any republican must be.  Or possibly even a Sith Dark Lord on the Earth, the fact that Lincoln was a Republican is just a flat out lie, and any moment now 'crazy radical militias" will rise up and take over turning all of america into a living hell unless the Santly Democrats, our one last hope against self-genocide from those evil, racist republicans!!!  Amazing!!!!   And almost every person in this country, after a MASSIVE AND BLATANTLY OBVIOUS internet campaign conducted from caves and huts by primitive cave man, almost as much from every Russian intelligence agency in existence is almost 100% brainwashed to hate their own country and everything it stands for, while at the same time believing they make Ike look like a traitor in their morality and patriotism!!!  And now I am completely insane for even so much of having suggested that "Communism" might have even have actually existed since that programming has now been activated in all of your minds.  And you still can't even see at all that for having mentioned, Russian Intel is SOOOOO good at this in a way that appears to be magic to anyone else that the more I type the more I reinforce their programming no matter what I say into infinity and just convince you more and more that they DON'T EVEN EXIST the more I talk and YOU STILL DON'T see it ... Wow, I simply must just shut up!!!  See, that are so good at brainwashing people from the opposite side of the planet that this subject cannot even be discussed without helping more and more with each letter you type!!!! They are FREAKING Wizard-Sorcerer GOD's at this!!!!

So, if you are a hopeless lost one, the next time you get that stereo-typical "racist Ike glare" from some 40+ guy understand that you aren't seeing evil or racism at all.  All you are seeing is a person with moral values so far above your own, CERTAIN, that your are a mental midget talking down to him about what IIISSS his RELIGION.... Know that the only single thing going on if their mind ACTUALLY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!  "If it were not for Ike and Dr. King we'd all have started building the ovens... certainly at some point no later than 1969.  Those two long-dead people are the only reason any of you are still alive."

And now, SOLELY IN THE NAMES OF Dr. Martin Luthar King & Dwight Eisenhower, if you think even Dick Cheney Himself has ever been involved in any type of shadowy or sinister conspiracy... I beg you to keep re-reading this entire post very carefully until you believe EXACTLY the opposite of everything that you do right now, as what might literally the actually last gasp hopeless attempt from the grave to pull of the impossible and someone make a single chick in Adamantium Armor of Soviet Intelligence just at least one since the dawn of freaking time before you are all their mindless slaves absolutely convinced that each and everyone of you is more partiotic AND done more for america that George Washington himself.  Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I am actually ashamed to even live on this planet in 2016, I really am...

There is no question at all that if you gave Dr. Martin Luthar King a choice between who had a greater appreciation of Civil Rights there is no doubt in my mind that Dr. King would put an exclamation point on it by SHOOTING OBAMA IN THE head... only he know's how disappointed IKE WOULD BE IN HIM if he did it.  ...so he wouldn't.  Oh My Ike!!!

If any of this appears to be more than even slightly different from what you think reality is in ANY WAY, I can most definitely assure you that you are nowhere close to even the truth, let alone reality.  Fortunately, it is an amazingly simple problem to correct.   And completely free of any post 911 MASSIVE RE-WRITE contamination (somehow, miraculously, achieved in real time as it happened!!!!).  Simply learn everything there is to know about Eisenhower... and like magic by the time you are done you will be 99% right with reality... because HE was so good at this stuff that Ike can even somehow miraculously do from the grave what ALL OF US INTEL can only make worse, worse, and worse the harder they try and fight back... because Soviet Intel is 1,000,000Xx more confusing that anything ever written by Albert Freaking Einstein and are seemingly impenatrable by any mortal man... and STILL even among the DEAD even only IKE CAN DO IT!!!!!

 

FINAL EDIT, TOO GOOD TO NOT POINT OUT: Remember this sentence?  "Almost everyone on the planet thinks that Kennedy wrote the Civil Rights himself one day when he had some spare time, Dr. King said a few things that PROBABLY helped Kennedy, and Johnson signed the "life's work of JFK"."  If you keep this concept in mind while reading all of this post several times.  You will magically arrive at... the only realistic and not crazy at all JFK assassination theory that anyone anywhere near the "White House" level of knowledge has ever even considered.  And, to my literally near non-existent knowledge of the subject, is still just a very interesting concept with nothing else behind it to support it at all.  Yet still, I can assure you, unless their are others I don't know about which I would think is actually LIKELY... you have just read the ONLY even REASONABLE AT ALL "conspiracy theory" of the JFK assination as far as anyone anywhere near the place to know would ever so much even consider a rational thought on the mater.

MASTERFUL MAGIC of Soviet Intel is a huge understatement, they really are from another dimension, almost all they do is not explainable by science...  "Wrap EVERY THAT IS THE GREATEST OF IKE, THROUGH OUR NEW "Russian Vampire Technigue", into a single democrat... both stealing their new nearly infallible God while rolling all of what he is into a single ball named JFK...... Eliminate JFK, making HIM the New American God, while at the same time almost erasing their True US God from history all at the same time."  It is the very signature itself of the MAGIC of Russian Intel.  The only INTERESTING EDUCATED GUESS of all time that is not only sheer insanty, but almost seems so obvios that it MUST be true... But remember, still just a near perfect seeming "imagining" at best.

I'm pretty sure everyone who can read this is actually very happy that I added this tiny bit more to what had already exploded out control because this is my entire life at this point and for at least another month or so, hahahaha!!!

 

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After all that, I couldn't resist one last futile attempt to at least so much as dent the Active Ablated-Reactive Super-Powered Articulated Adamantium Armor W/Milti-Phased Mystical & Magical Star Trek Shields of Soviet Intelligence with just one both fascinating and CLEARLY PROVEN past example of their... "work".

You probably all remember the passionate, caring, loving, peaceful intented, innocent, leftist CRUSADE to "Save The Whales" from the evil USNAVY from genociding every poor, innocent, harmless, peaceful, plankton-eating ANGELIC whale on Earth within 5 years with due to their US Sonar Systems of the ENTIRE US NAVY that wouldn't certainly doom both the world of whales, and therefore our own, in less than a decade if not IMMEDIATELY STOPPED now!!!

Remember that?  It was SSOOOOOO Imporatant!!!!  Remember?  Good... then it's time for school!!!

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First... realize that the US NAVY ***OWNS*** every square inch of ocean on the planet except for the waters between Northern Russia and the norther polar ice cap.  No other nation can so much as put to sea against our will.... EVEN IN A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Even the best one anyone, the russians or even US.  WE CAN ALWAYS SEE ALL SUBMARINES NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Russians only HOPE is for their submarines to be more than useless targets the instant that a war breaks out.

The only reason this campaign was so "short" was because so blatantly ridiculous that science was actually baffled by this "movement" from the moment that it started and STILL due to the MAGIC of Soviet Intel it took over 5 YEARS!!!! to go away even with scientists laughing at it from the first moment they heard it!!!!  MAGIC!!!!!!!

Why would they do this?  What was their goal?  Simple... just play follow the links for the ONLY reason you ever heard that story at all for 5 AMAZING YEARS considering not a scientist in the world wouldn't stop laughing about it whenever they heard it.  It was practically a MEDIA OBSESSED CAMPAIGN!!!!! FOR ALMOST A WHOLE YEAR AT ONE POINT?!?!?!?!?!    How?????????????????????????????????

Follow all these links until it really, really sinks in to all of you how OBVIOUS what was going on to every American in the world SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IUSS

And, by they way, why doesn't Russian Sonar, or anyone elses have this effect.  Only ours?  Who feels smart at this particular moment right now?  Anyone?

...and with that last gasp of sanity, Ike can only wish for world unity without any hope for ever actually seeing it at this point... I would think.

 

... and NOW FINALLY realize that if you so much as think to agree with me about this, due to the MAGIC of Soviet Intel you are immediately an incomprehensibly evil right-wing nutcase lunatic who for some baffling reason is actually smiling about being against saving the whales from being genocided by the US Navy who should be locked away for the good of all humanity.

Welcome to the FREAKING DARK SIDE, Ruled over by The Dark Lord Lucifer "Ike" Eisenhower with Dr. Martin Luthar King faithfully at his side.  How evil do you feel right now?  Yes, you see... now you understand that "racist Ike glare" perfectly, don't you?  How do feel now... about how many times that you have looked into it before.

I now, I am most definitely out of ideas.  I surrender.  I would say the Russians win, but that seemed near-certain in 2005, probably in 2007, a done deal in 2008... AND ***LITERALLY*** SINGED INTO LAW one what ever date that evil health care act, where Nancy Pelosi PERSONALLY DECLARED that the final vote all, even her, had waited for was NO LONGER NECESSARY BECAUSE WE WILL LOSE and simple CANCELED THE FINAL VOTE and DECLARED IT PASS essentially on her OWN AUTHORITY and ERASED the 4th amendment thus effectively REPEALING THE US CONSTITUTION.

Since that date in 2010 the US ****CEASED TO EXIST**** and every person in this nation became the property of the US government to assign parts of to any company of their choosing, and THAT IS EXACTLY THE SITUATION RIGHT NOW AS THE LAW EXISTS TODAY!!!!  ACTUAL REVOLUTION by our system IS EXPECTED AND ***IS*** THE CONSTITUTIONS PROTECTION AGAINST THIS VERY SITUATION...

...and THE VERY people who FORCE THIS THROUGH AGAINST THE SYSTEM are the VERY PEOPLE THAT ARE YOUR HEROS ****AND**** The same people your own grandparents would be killing with glee right now until they had taken this country back.  This is not only not America anymore, this is another dimension from America.

4th Amendment, indentured servitude.  Any one who can't work the rest out from there doesn't deserve to know the answer.

Now I am done speaking for an ENTIRE GENERATION in a place where NOBODY WILL EVER HEAR IT, which makes me certain that Soviet Intel must have been who sent me the invite to come here in the first place, knowing this would happen... 6 months before it did!!!!!!

 

***** SAVE THE WHALES!!!!! ***** ...or SURELY we all are DOOMED!!!!

 

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I would say he's gone off the deep end, but that ship sailed a long time ago. I don't mean to sound rude, but I think the relevance started to trail off in the middle of page 1 O_o;;

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Then you really should read a LOT more carefully, because there is more information in here than you can possibly imagine, and I am definitely done.  Anyone who understands what has been said, surely can't miss the epic importance of it all.

 

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Buddy, I came here to talk about Star Control. All I'm pointing out is that this stopped being related to Star Control a long time ago. Further, ad hominem, strawman, AND Expert fallacy all in one place.

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I realize that, but this is a very unique situation I am in the middle of.  And I was not attacking you in any way, I was trying to subtly suggest, without sounding like a jerk, that what you are reading here is special for you too.  Without sounding like a... there is just no other way of saying it.

This is almost certainly a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to read things about these types of issues who was literally born into the middle of the heart of all of this and has lived among it there entire lives.  For example, I have been inside of NORAD... emptied out and temporarily out of use, when I was 7 years old!  I have no real knowledge or my family would not be trusted with such information for generations in the first place, but it is very unlikely you will ever read such inside information ever again.  Even though I don't really have any, but HAVE been immersed in it since birth.

It's not exactly your typical rant... and even though it would ultimately not be an issue anyway, the fact that this is being said in an NDA covered message area makes it certain that I won't so much be involved in any long phone calls about any of this!  Hahaha!!!

And if anyone needs to see something tangible, in the spirit of gaming... I can give you my father's full name and you can gather every volume from every field of Who's Who from 1980-2016 and you can actually make a game out racing to see how many times you can find his name in 2 minutes... or whoever gets to 20 first:-)

P.S.  Although you can be CERTAIN it will be read, no matter how big of a security defense Stardock might think they have, Hahahahahaha!!!!