Verrückt (crazy) indeed. 17 story high water slide opens and...promptly closes.
These people are certifiable.
http://lockerdome.com/fauxjohnmadden/6169893797101633/6678479362200849
It's called "Verrüct" for good reason. Verrüct translates as "insane" (German).
Okay. Here's the view from the top. I 'shopped' nothing...nothing, to paraphrase Sgt. Schultz.

Where is this kiddy ride? Kansas City.
Everything went without a hitch until the end of the ride. Then, it launched people into the air...the last hump is 5 stories high.
Don't folks do math anymore? At the end of the ride you're guaranteed a minimum velocity of 65 mph (104.61 kph). No one mentioned the top limit.
Do those sides look a bit low? And if the water is pumped in from the highest points (makes sense), then how much accumulates at the lowest points (making the sides even lower)?
Well, it closed down before it really got going since the ride really isn't about catapulting humans...I think.
Enjoy the weekend...
