Please, please, please…..

Post something new in a Journal or in the founders vault, so excited about this game…I want more, more, more information.

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May I have more?:pout:

MORE?! YOU WANT MORE!!!

 

DARCA. ;)

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I've been trying to refrain from such a post. Thanks for doing it for me, ! ;)

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But hey seriously there are the podcasts every week and next alpha patch announced for "soon" , So It's not so bad is it? :p

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NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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I was being patient but it took too long :D ...I just couldn't contain myself any longer :w00t:

The pod cast where ok but very little really new information and the dev streams are hard for me to get to watch I can't watch those at work and you tube won't precache something that big for me to watch on the train.

 

I want design docs, screen shots, news of what's actually in the next Alpha, in short....

 

I want it all,

I want it all,

I want it all,

and I want it now!!

 

Ok I'll try and go back to containing myself.

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Quoting econundrum1, reply 6
Ok I'll try and go back to containing myself.

 

Good luck with that mate!

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Wow, my mind is clearly in the gutter. I was expecting something distinctly more... erotic, given the title.

 

I had a great childhood.

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Quoting ParagonRenegade, reply 8
I had a great childhood.

 

Just keep telling yourself that. ;)

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The last thing was on April eighth, over two weeks ago. That's usually the average wait for new stuff, so we shouldn't have to wait to long...hopefully.

IMO there should be new stuff every few days. There has to be something from all the time they work on this that they can show us.

 

DARCA. ;)

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Your wish is my command. :)

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Yes! This will represent my smile :)

 

DARCA. ;)

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Quoting Frogboy, reply 11

Your wish is my command.

 

or...    "as you wish."   :)  :)

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Quoting Frogboy, reply 11
Your wish is my command.

 

Are you just teasing us or did I miss the new info as I don't see anything in the vault?

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Quoting Avatar137, reply 15


Are you just teasing us or did I miss the new info as I don't see anything in the vault?

It's just the devs getting cheeky.

Classic Frogboy.

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I figured as much but was/am still holding onto the hope that something is "right around the corner" and I felt this thread was quit suitable to demonstrate my impatience once again. A man can only hold in so much excitement before it just starts to burst forth... :D

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Quoting Avatar137, reply 17

I figured as much but was/am still holding onto the hope that something is "right around the corner" and I felt this thread was quit suitable to demonstrate my impatience once again. A man can only hold in so much excitement before it just starts to burst forth...

I find myself frequently excreting fluids in anticipation as well. I've run up a fortune in underwear purchases and my family is getting suspicious.

WE MUST PERSERVERE

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One of these days I will find the courage to press the report button. Lol

 

But really. There had better be something iN tHE VAULT TOMORROW OR I WILL...COMPLAIN!! Or I may cry and go boo boo and call you the grinch. :)

 

DARCA. ;)

 

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Quoting Frogboy, reply 11

Your wish is my command.

 

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Well you see the real problem is that Paul doesn't want Brad telling us anymore things... So he (Paul) has encrypted all the files and hid the key somewhere, and thus Brad is currently running through the software to decrypt the files, but this is taking too long. So Brad came to Paul armed with nerf guns to take the key by force. But Paul was too well defended in his fortress of Nerf and assaulted back with Nerf fury. The battle raged on as Adam tried to Interview Derek yesterday.

Currently both parties are exhausted and this is why we have heard no word on what is new from Brad. But more importantly and sadly, during the battle Paul has lost the key and it is nowhere to be found. But, Paul anticipated the loss of the key and encoded the key within particular ship designs using the built in ship designer. The problem here is that the ship designer is not finished and thus they cannot remove the key to decrypt the files to show us new material until the ship designer is finished. By that time, they will speedily be checking out the next version of the Alpha and we get to see first hand some of the new changes.

At least this is what I divined while using noxious white-board markers.

 

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Quoting parrottmath, reply 21
At least this is what I divined while using noxious white-board markers.

 

LOL Please pass the markers, this wait is killing me! (especially when the other Alpha I'm testing just stated today's release isn't going to happen... :( )

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Quoting ParagonRenegade, reply 8

Wow, my mind is clearly in the gutter. I was expecting something distinctly more... erotic, given the title.

 

I had a great childhood.

You had strange childhood - I was thinking about Gummy Bears series, where Gruffy got crazy after "thank you" and all dandy after "please". :D

 

Should there be only two "pleases" I'd think about Beatles:

Last night I said these words to my girl

I know you never even tried girl

Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on

Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on

Please, please me, whoa yeah

Like I please you

 

Excerpts from my friend conversation with his wife about their first co-op game.

 

Whoa, oh, I should have known better with the girl like you...

 

Excerpts from my friend conversation with his wife after their first co-op game.

 

Quoting Frogboy, reply 11

Your wish is my command.

Does that mean that he is Yuri from Red alert 2?

Where is my tinfoil hat?

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I know we've been promised a preview of the ship builder this week, but come on guys this is killing me......Give me something anything.