Surgery Time
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OK, guys. Thoughts and prayers needed.
I begin my 2 week pre op diet consisting of clear liquids, on the 14th of Oct. 2 days before my birthday, btw.
Surgery on the 29th.
By the way, Lisa is down 72 pounds. She is doing great!
Thoughts and prayers...
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
If you can hear the top ten things you don't want to hear during surgery......ask for a refund.
Pulling for you Jim.
Indeed. Ideally, one wouldn't hear anything during surgery.
If you do have to hear something during surgery, I hope it's "Well that went very easily!".
Best of luck! And keep smiling.
I told them you're allergic to all pain medicine. Mwahahaha!
LOL
11. That stuff there would make a great Halloween logon & wall.
12 Is the web cam on @ Wincustomize we need some new ideas for backgrounds.
Humour intended but, you know Jim your a great guy & a friend indeed. Your always in my thoughts & prayers & if I could figure out this Karma thing your a 100 outta 10. You have no worries. You believed in me, I believe in you. And remember this will give you an idea for the new DX suite "The Surgeon" Glad your wife is doing well too! 
Second that! lol
Followed by "Skinny DX." 
I'm pulling for ya Jim.You can do eet!!! 
Jim...
You will regret making me learn the 'skinny' tool in Ps.
Seriously? Best of luck with this. You're doing a good thing, and I hope you reap the benefits.
Besides, 'sacrifices to the dark lord' are always appreciated.
Don't even give it a thought. The 29th will be here and gone before you can say "I can see my ding dong again, yea"
Really all will be fine and I will be thinking about you.
Trying not to get an image in my head!Your awesome Dave.
RND, milkshakes are tasty.
Edit;
Sorry, I see clear liquid in the op now, guess you could get drunk for two weeks?
That's what got me where I am today, in weight, that is.
Dave, I love ya, man....but you crack me up!
Thanks guys, loves all of yas!
I am pulling for you Jim! Tell Lisa she should do a before and after shot on Facebook. She has a lot to be proud of! 
Good luck Redneck. You're gonna need some "skinny jeans" and these guys are going to have to Photoshop some skinnier sheep
Now that's funny right there. 
Thanks Andyroo!! Now, just for the heck of it, I'll show you just how "on my toes" I am.
Had to have a few toenails removed and acid treated. Ouch!
I did this almost a month ago, they still hurt.
I haven't been able to walk the track since and have regained 10 pounds.
Wow Jim , didn't realize that you were a Libra, my birthday is on the 14th. But more importantly , I hope all goes well and I will remember you in my prayers.
-- Ace --
I thought at first you had painted your toenail Jim, getting worried there for a minute.
Waiting to see what Doc comes up with. Hope the skinny tool has an easy learning curve. We all know how impatient Doc is to 'shop' stuff. lol
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