Troll King: An Addition to "Mechalenin's Guide to Trolls"

Can I troll this too?

Sure, try to use some creative trolling.  Don't forget to give the troll king his due respect.

Hail to the king, baby!

Oh come now, he isn't that bad once you get to know him. So what if he treats anyone who plays the game differently then him as a lower life form to be treated with scorn. Or classifies people as losers because they don't wish to play MP. Its not like he rounded them up and shot them.

Besides, he gave me my own special category.

You certainly deserved that lonely tier all to yourself...

And I fought hard to get it as well.

You earned it. Although megalomaniacs seem plentiful on this forum, none are as boring. I will try to find you some company though.

Good luck with that!

Say, you can't be alone because you have a tub of bacon with that tier, eh?

Bacon lasers.  They use bacon as a solid-state lasing medium to emit tasty bacon-flavored pew pew beams of death.

and when Mechalenin said " You are, all of you, beneath me. I am a god you dull creatures, and I will not be bullied by--"

!!He was then smashed left right and Center by Riddle King!!

I saw Avengers too ya know.

What's the karma requirement for becoming a troll? I need a job, and I figured I may as well try to get a job as an established troll on these forums. I also do necrophilia.

Well seeing as I already have my own special tier on the modder gold list and get to set requirements for it, I don't need no troll list membership to satisfy my ego....

I know you do:p

well

you can try to annoy Mecha

that would be great

Amen.

And the bacon lazors are mine. all mine.

"MechaLenin is grumpy because communism in Russia failed", or something like that. How the hell would he annoy me? At least delegate someone worthy.

Pfft! I can be a troll too. The best part is half the time i don't have to do a damn thing. Except point out some minor flaws in someones intelligence.. Would that be a ninja troll? Trololololololol!!

I decided to create a single ship to replace the pirate ships in my pirate minimod.  But I will have a variant of each ship type with the vessel name on it (as a particle effecxt mesh).

After some consideration I have decided on the following names.  If you object, let me know (not that you can stop me but I'm reasonable):

• MechaLenin (just because it has that vibe)
• Qu4r
• Sareth
• RiddleKing
• ?

I need one more name in this...*cough*...category.  Suggestions?

Honestly, it is actually meant as a compliment.  As fans of the game, I wanted to include everyone. You may suck at posting skills and human interaction but we are all Sinners.

On the other side of the fence I am also considering adding some Modder's on them as well for the "at base" pirate vessels. potential names:

• Darvin is a Lie
• Zombie Rossia
• Lord Ryat
• Stant's Stand
• Major Stress

Now try to reply without being snarky. Yes, I trolled your near-necro thread and associated you with a mod--oh, the swet irony.

thanks, thats quite a compliment

It's Qu4r, not Qa4r...and Darwin, is that supposed to be Darvin, the guy who left when Rebelllion became steam only?  Good list by the way, I do believe it captures the "essence" of the community...

Lol--you earned it.  YW.  Your awesome sig pic was the tipping point.  

I think I'll name the fifth pirate ship, "Troll Hunter".

"Darwin is a Lie" is a bumper sticker I saw once--I always mix them up.  Yeah--he totally bailed over Steam.  As my mom would say, "Cut your nose off to spite your face".  Still, he was a really decent and helpful player to me and contributed a lot to the game.

Typos--the bane of my existence.  I'll catch 'em in spell check and I have always had a mental block with Qu4r's spelling--as well as yours.  Could you add any more i's. and e's and u's in there!?

I also have some player's in the manifest listed ship and planet names too--just for fun: "Harpo's Bazaar", "Stant's Stand", "Mayall Heresy", "Boshimi's Bane" and "Seleuceia's Solace" for examples.

My motto:

"Sides?  There are no sides.  Only Sins...or not.  No sides."

Seleuceia's Solace...I like it...

But to make things easier, you could name it Seiuuleuieeceiiauoia's Solace...

Yes--because green stars ruuule baby!