I even know where you blank in the morning.

Well at my age what ever information they have on me would more than likely put the reader to sleep. 

Hehe, I blanked on a picture of our prime minister this morning....

Hmmmph!  Well this morning I blanked on my slippers.... sneezed and it went everywhere

And this morning I blanked my teeth extra doubly well cos I had a dentist appointment and didn't want to leave any breakfast remains for him to negotiate.

Just so long as you didn't blank too loud. Ears ya know.

Yeah well, this morning I blanked twice.... gotta have a second cuppa to wake me up properly.

No one seems to know this one is here. Blankety blank blank.

I've taken morning blanks in some strange places, but none more than here. 

Oh how I love a lunatic asylum first thing to brighten up my day.

My morning blank today was in the garden bed behind the house....

... and tomorrow I'll inspect the one out front to see if it needs blanking.

Don't forget to cover your blanking when you're done. The aroma might attract unmentionables if you don't.

No worries there.... my blanks don't stink... not like Shaunna's.  

Oops, I guess I'm in the poo poo now.

Seriously, though, I could wear a pair of socks for a week and they'd be still be sniffable... not so with Shaunna.

She can only wear a pair of socks for half a day before they're on the nose....

..... a full day and no joke, they can pretty near walk by themselves.

And I thought Bianca's [Shaunna's daughter] feet were bad, but her Mark.... it's like he feeds his feet curried cabbage.

Yup, they're the worst I have ever smelt...

They came to visit once and we could smell the whiff of his feet 2 days after they'd gone...truly

Oops... family secrets.  I'm definitely in the doo, doo.

It all comes down to one simple thing. If you want to use the internet then expect no privacy. If you want that get offline.

That's about the strength of it.

I require no privacy for what I share/post online... and for that which I do, well it remains private/offline.

So if government is watching me.... here's a great big raspberry, cos I'm not too concerned. 

I have nothing to hide... and that which I might need to feel ashamed of, well they probably know already.

Anyway, I'm off to blank... let's see if that raises a few eyebrows in government circles.