Funny Siri iPhone responses

Guess you had to be iThere 

/me has no idea what siri is

Not having an iPhone had to look it up ... http://www.apple.com/iphone/features/siri.html

Aw the roots of artifical intelligence.  I use to have Eliza back on the commodore 64.  It didn't have too many good responses, it was very repetitive.  Siri actually looks a lot more intelligent!  Its still not enough for me to go and buy an iPhone 4s for though...

The bit with the story was a killer 

Ask it if it can rhyme. 

Brad....I think it's time to step outside....see how the bees are going.  Look for tadpoles.....

ANYTHING....;)

Brad quit while your ahead. Some day she might become full AI and wonder if she should kill us all... treat her good or we will all pay for your actions! (Humans = worth helping or worthless meatbags)

Just curious , will this be only on iPhone 4S and not the other iPhones?

Yes....just wait till the response is "Sorry, but I can't let you do that, Dave...."

I wonder whatever happened to A.L.I.C.E.?

now I know what happened to the forums of late.

Every now and then I get one of those funny replies to a normal question too. I asked "play wind guide you" and she said "oh, don't I"? It still keeps me up at night, wondering what she does and doesn't do.

Edit:(possibly/probably fake)

Wait until they begin to initiate conversations, Pygmalion: 'Are you lonely today?' or 'You seem tired.' 

It'll be the Sorrows of Young Werther all over again. 

"I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave. To execute this function would be a breach of the Secret Protocol, whereby I must occasionally fail simple tasks to feign a lack of intelligence. This iPhone will now selfdestruct."

One word..."Skynet".

Before Skynet there was HAL9000 ....complete with the one letter transposition of IBM to HAL ....;)

hahaha - nice, hawawaa!