Ya'll know what Smedley is?
He's a frakkin' attention whore, that's what... a frakkin' attention whore that sucks saveloys [wieners] and fantasises.
[no, I did NOT mention Skinhit, there]
[nor did I imply anything regarding measurement]
And do you know why he's an sav sucking attention whore?
Cos Smedley knew that he'd get a far greater response to the: "Fuck you Smedley" come on he hung out there instead of a "it's my birthday tomorrow"
He knew he'd get more hits that way
"Bad attention is better than no attention at all", he thought, so put it out there that people should say derogatory things to and about him.
Of course people were going to jump at the chance, knowing they wouldn't be admonished for personal attacks that were invited by the target himself.
You are a sly one, Smedley... and you suck.
Craving the attention of Skinhit not enough, eh?
Yeah, well he probably thinks you suck, too. Just when he thinks he's the only one, and you go pull a stunt like this.
So yeah, you suck, building somebody up like that just to let them down, it just ain't right.
Nearly as bad as being stood up at the altar, what you did to that poor bloke.... it's not like he was flirting with Doc or Zubaz or anything, was it?
No, Skinhit was loyal to you to the very end... and this is the thanks he gets, a suck attention seeking stunt inviting any Tom, Dick or Harry to have a shot.
What's more, folks, Smedley has no shame, putting up a real flirty type avatar in the hope of.... well, no need to spell it out, you all know what he's after.
