I Was Afraid This Would Happen....

I'll start the bidding at $1.00

(what's with the title,Doc?)

Edit: Very crafty, you fixed it while I was posting.

Hang on a sec.

Be careful what you pay for on the internet, you don't know what shape it's in.

Does it come with a money back guarantee? Is there a warranty? How long is it? One year, two years? Used? Brand new used? Worn? Slightly worn?

I'll bid a plugged nickel.

Totally worn, very used, no warranty, no guarentees, absolutely the best deal you'll ever come across! A chance to be as bankrupped as the good old USA!

Tea Party Republicans sold separately as a unit due to anticipated short life span ie. obsolete after next election cycle.

Since the debt is backed by the U.S. Government, maybe we could just send them this batch of U.S. Government, yes all of them ("deal of the day"), and call it even then start with a fresh batch?

Only driven to church on Sundays...all left turns...check tyre stagger....;p

Sadly, it isn't worth tuppence [approx 2c US]

However, somebody might buy and put it away for a future museum piece... yup, nostalgia sells, and some will want to remember.

For the right price I'd buy it, if my back weren't to effed up.... like veges are so damned expensive these days and it'd be a handy allotment for potatoes, etc... but for the constant bending involved.   Oh well!