New Star Wars film project

Possible Episode VII

Because I can...

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Also, in case this was missed by anyone: awesome trailer (different concept)

 

 

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mace windu looks like a chicken. what the fuck is wrong with his feet

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Lol---he is supposed to look a little geeky there and he's wearing the same shoes as Forrest and has his robe hiked up and is sitting on it.

I saw your point though and touched it up a little.  Hey...it's free custom art darn it!

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Quoting Swiss, reply 2
mace windu looks like a chicken.

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Quoting OMG_pacov, reply 4

Quoting Swiss Knight, reply 2mace windu looks like a chicken.

Darn...now I'm hungry.

Chicken...mmmmm.

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I too desire some sort of chicken to eat... how did this thread go wrong?  I'm sure the topic was something other than delicious chicken... and yet...

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I'm pretty sure they eat chicken in Star Wars...or at least creatures that taste like chicken.  Chicken is a universal constant like the speed of light.

The question is, in the Imperial universe, is it baked or fried?

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Other questions I have before I go to bed..

  • Why do chickens only have one breast?
  • How do boneless chickens walk?
  • What happens to all the feathers from chickens that were cooked?
  • Is there something somewhere else in the universe we don't know of that chicken tastes like?
  • Is dark meat from the dark side?
  • Why don't we genetically engineer chickens to have four legs and wings?  Then we could have four thighs, four wings and four drumsticks and theoretically cut the price of KFC meals by one fourth.

Mysteries of the universe I tell you.  Sort of like, "In space, no one can hear ice scream."

 

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Vader: It is useless to resist!

Data: O _ O

 

:fox:

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*bump--because I can.

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Quoting Sinperium, reply 10
*bump--because I can.

Thx, I didn't see this when I was on vacation. Hilarious. :rofl:

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YW--I knew some missed it.

"Life is like a box of womprats"

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Quoting Sinperium, reply 8
Is dark meat from the dark side?

The real question is, do racist people like dark meat too? I come across very few people who actually like white meat.

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Forest Gump may not have been a Jedi, but he sure played some mind tricks on those people sitting next to him at the bus stop.

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Quoting Kitkun, reply 9
Vader: It is useless to resist EATING CHICKEN!

fixed it for you.

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Quoting OMG_pacov, reply 15
fixed it for you.
True enough as well.

 

:fox:

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Quoting Sinperium, reply 8
What happens to all the feathers from chickens that were cooked?

No feathers are pluck it and then put pillows and beds.  Feather beds. :grin:   You know can go to school to get your Master Pluck Plucker (say that three fast) :omg: so you can put feathers on bald chickens. What never saw a bald chicken, its because they are cover with feathers. ;)

I thought it was for real. :thumbsup:  

Old George better not die before he finishes the last 3 Star Wars movies. yes there are nines movies all together.

I like you trailer sniperium. :rofl:

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Thanks--I didn't do the trailer though.  It's tempting to claim I did becaue he did such a good job.

So they never told me feather pillows were CHICKEN feathers---eww.

Does that mean if they are assembled by robotic factories that they are Robot Chicken Pillows?

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Uuh No :rolleyes:  Goose feathers are the most common becasue they are are softer! ;)   

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