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Farts Can Be Funny

Farts Can Be Funny

Stinking Humor....

Got any fart vids or pics to share? You gotta love the look of concentration on her face!!

I know, only a redneck would post on farts....it is an art form, you know.

 

 

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Reply #26 Top

Funny stuff guys!!  You crack me up.:grin:

Reply #27 Top

Farts Can Be Funny
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Silly me, I thought it said Runny.;P

Reply #28 Top

Quoting Wizard1956, reply 27

Farts Can Be Funny


Silly me, I thought it said Runny.
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Usually is, on my end!   o_O

Reply #29 Top

Quoting Wizard1956, reply 27

Farts Can Be Funny

Silly me, I thought it said Runny.

End of Wizard1956's quote

Fortunately for me, the the extreme heat generated by curried cabbage evaporates any moisture... so all my farts are dry.

O:)

Reply #30 Top

Fortunately for me, the the extreme heat generated by curried cabbage evaporates any moisture... so all my farts are dry.
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Mrs Starkers must have a devil of a time keeping the house dusted.

Wiz wonders if there is such a thing as a cabbage particle filter.

 On the plus side, folks behind you will know which way the wind is blowing. That could be life-saving information.:puke: x_x

Reply #31 Top

Mrs Starkers must have a devil of a time keeping the house dusted.
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Nah, not really!  With my rear in constant use, dust doesn't have time to settle. :w00t:

On the plus side, folks behind you will know which way the wind is blowing
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That's right... there could be NO mistake.  Nor where it's coming from. O:)

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Reply #32 Top

Nah, not really! With my rear in constant use, dust doesn't have time to settle.
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speak for your self :(O I have the proof

Reply #33 Top

:rofl:   Good one.

Reply #34 Top

I have the proof
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Actually, that's not me... tho I sorta know the blokes involved.

Apparently they'd been out on the slops... bourbon the night before.  Hence, even with the perfumed talc, powder puff boy was putrid and the guy pouring it on was hospitalised after being overcome by triple fermented bourbon fumes. 

It didn't help, neither, that he'd had curried egg sandwiches beforehand. :puke: :(O :sick:

Reply #35 Top

Apparently they'd been out on the slops... bourbon the night before. Hence, even with the perfumed talc, powder puff boy was putrid and the guy pouring it on was hospitalised after being overcome by triple fermented bourbon fumes.

It didn't help, neither, that he'd had curried egg sandwiches beforehand.
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YEAH YEAH, any excuse to not take the blamn.... OK, take this one then }:) XD

Reply #41 Top

I love it, great far..finds!

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Reply #42 Top

I love it, great far..finds!
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people must be thinking we are one sick  cookie's lol for  finding farts funny , maybe there should be  a Redneck  fart  award or something  like we had in the  Rat pack thread ... here XD    and call the thread  something stinks around here  and have the award  made looking like   a cartoon figure  squeezing out a  green cloud of gas  hehehe :rofl: :rofl: *_* :puke:

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Reply #45 Top

Here is proof that FARTS are funny

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Reply #47 Top

manfartingfire.jpg man farting fire image by adirulz9

 

pruttendemand-1.jpg Man Farting image by pollen345

 

farting-manJ7CJ6.jpg farting man image by waletmoro

Reply #48 Top

very good .......     

cute-girl-with-ipod

I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my
beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.