Make a story[forum game]

in this game, i will start by writing a statement.  the next person in the forum will write the next part of the story.  they can change the story however they want.  you can add a paragraph, a sentence, or even one single word.(please no Letters).

if the story ends, the next poster will start a new story with one paragraph, or statement or whatever.

here are the rules.

1. please keep it somewhat clean.

2. try not to write a conclusion.

3. if a story is ended, please dont continue it unless you have a really good idea.

4. if your post is interrupted, and someone else posts something before you, please edit your post.

5. make it funny, and lets a'go!

once upon a time in...