If he's lumpy then he must be full if it. One good fart should fix that though. 

I suspect people are deliberately misspelling 'ridiculous' just to annoy me.

Red shirts for all of you.

You know, Kirk and two red shirts beam down, only Kirk beams back...

Yeah, you'd think those people would have caught on to that at some point.

I've seen red shirters make it back...maybe its just the proximity to Shatner thats risponsible.

With a name like Shatner.......you HAVE to be good

7of9 might have an opinion on that one.

I recently finished reading Shatners autobiography 'Up Till Now'.  As a rule, I avoid biography's and stick to Stephen King and the like. Shatners book had to be the funniest damn thing I have ever read and at times, the saddest. I have a whole new respect for him.

Who ghosted it?

Great taste Po.  I'm looking forward to give his book a read.

Hmmm, I wonder if curried cabbage is on the menu in that food processor thingumyjig on the Enterprise???

Now why would people 'deliberately' misspell rediculous on purpose just to annoy you????  Or is that Ms. Spell??

No. The Federation outlawed the use of replicators for creating curried cabbage over fears of excessive pressure build up in Starship hulls.

Not to mention the effect on the crew and passengers in confined spaces. No known species is immune to the gaseous effects.

And the universe is a sadder place in the absence of such a wondrous Earth delicacy. 

Nope.. just me!!!

How the hell did I know that this thread would turn into a fart thread..... no wonder this place is nicknamed WC

Do aliens Poof?

Klingons K'waf

Ferengies Ferart

Romulans Rip

Q Queefs

Vulcans hold it in and release them all at once every 9 years. It's called the Pon Farrt. Try lighting a match around one of those!

That's like mine... except that I hold mine in and release them all at once every nine minutes.  It's called the Curried Cabbage Bark.

And you DON'T try lighting a match around one of those.

Seven years dummy.

I'm finding your Trek canon a little inadequate. Please go back to school...

Anyway, what about the reptile rasp?

You know, here today, gorn tomorrow...

Well now see, there you go.  Be safe.

Where's my lovely green slave-girl? Sigh.

That's like the Vulcan Vapouriser, isn't it?

Mattered today, evaporated tomorrow!!! 

Ferengies Ferart,,,

Wow, this won't go away...these are funny though.

http://www.urlesque.com/2010/07/13/14-tik-tok-parodies-and-covers/

From day one, I've been a Star Trek fan... And I also love that song...awesome find, Po!!!