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As you guys have noticed, I have successfully flamed all the threads that I've created. By flamed, I mean turned them into "hot" threads - so a flame pops up beside the thread.
Of course we must start with a classic quote from CaptainTaco
My favourite quote is from Max.
"I like balls in my face."
Only slightly paraphrased.
-Taco
CaptainTaco: I'd suck off a guy for $80/min. Hell, I'd do anything for $80/min.
Mybones: $60/min is good with me.
Koush: Just beat Zen 1 v 1
Koush: Was a good game
NinkiCZ: oh
NinkiCZ: I'm glad you're accompanying him
Koush: It was just so he knows
Koush: That I'm perfect
(Posted with permission from Koush)
Ninki talking to me:
Christopher: you are totally sexist
Christopher: that is attractive
Christopher: I am quite the misogynist myself
Christopher: When my female friends come over, I tell them to wash my dishes
Christopher: and they do
Christopher: and it makes me feel good
My all time favorite quote:
Ninki: "Mac where do you live?"
Me: "NINKI YOU PEDOPHILE!"
End of Story
One of the early Hall of Shame posts
Everything CaptainTaco says is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when he was telling us how he thought he mispelled captain as cap-tahyn before realizing that's how it's spelled. 
"im going to have oral sex with death"
by captaintaco
also i forsee this thread turning into a captain taco fan club thread
omg best quote ever
Oh the irony.
I have no problems with this.
and dude, I was -freaking out- when I thought I spelled Captain wrong.
The most ridiculous thing I've heard,
Zen_God: I pay $100/month for rent.
Why does this have to be quotes from Demigod? :/ I have some good shit from WoW lol.
Ahh so much fun.. we trolled a moralfag with our whole guild. We start dragging everyone on vent from guild chat to just listen, so much fun. wuthapn.com/svart_convo.mp3
First 10 minutes are us baiting the hook and getting it set... I'd suggest only listening from 10:00 to 21:00 ish. He attempts to take the higher ground through the whole conversation, which makes it all the better. Highlights: He'd walk by a girl getting raped and ignore it because "what if she was stabbing the guy in the leg? Maybe she deserved it."
Ok ok.. better one tho, this guy rages sooo bad when our guild leader brings him on vent. Keeps calling him bad and pretends like he knows who he is to get him to rage more. OMG and his wife starts getting involved omfg.. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rofl http://wuthapn.com/tankyou.mp3
^It doesn't have to be. I just thought I needed to write "Demigod" in the thread so it doesn't get moved to the off-topic section.
IT'S JUST A MOIST TOWELETTE!!!!!!
Pretty much the entire conversation we all had the last time I played when everyone was discussing what they would do to get paid the same amount as a plumber.
I wish I had the whole thing that happened with Boxxy_Koush.
This poor guy kept trying to join but didn't have many games. He had games before the reset and said he knew his shit.
Koush asked him an easy question, he didn't answer, and he kicked him. Woulda just been kinda funny but the guy rejoined at LEAST 20 time and got kicked each time.
I was on the FLOOR!
Edit: Didnt see it from before 
Teseer always has some interesting statuses:
So I've been talking to this Ass-Cock about why he can't register. I told him his key was wrong. He ignored it and kept talking.
27 minutes after I told him his key was wrong, and he just said 'I think my key is wrong'
Your girlfriend is right though. I'm surprised you're still alive.
Gotta admire that pro/noobs presistance. Not that it got him anywhere in the end.
This is a disgrace!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgwB8I2zrdE&feature=popt00us05
ooo I'm halfway to getting a flame beside this thread!!!
Another one from Koush:
Koush: If renz and I played
Koush: The only thing that could stop us
Koush: Is a power outage.
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