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if you were a place where would it be and why?
for me it has to be kenya, east africa coz i grew up there. amazing scenery, wildlife and ppl
Well that's about all there is to say. Nobody can top that ! 
Well...so much for this thread...you guys took all the good places to be! 
There's still Angelina Jolie's bathtub, bedroom...
Scarlett Johanssen's bathtub, bedroom....
and Salma Hayek's bicycle seat. 
Or Salma Hayek's bra...
If I'm going to be somewhere, I want to be comfortable 
Or Salma Hayek's bra...
If I'm going to be somewhere, I want to be comfortable
Or Salma Hayek's bathtowel.... I don't mind getting a little damp. 
Might you be a Beatles fan?
Me too! 
Maxwells Silver Hammer.....
came down upon her head...
LOL, you guys are terrible! 
If I was to be serious, I'd say Tokyo, because it is so big, populated, brightly lit and full of vibrancy. Or, of course, there is the inside of say, the US Mint perhaps? Or a bank vault?
Where: On a paradise island, no cell phone, alone with plenty to eat and drink with 2 beautiful ladies. Age isn't important as long as they are between 21 and 22.
Why: To get away from Telemarketers.
They'd hunt you down....
"Message in a bottle...."...;)
Adding nets 300 yards around island.
Now that would be a major achievement... if you could pull it off. I am on the do not call register, but recently (because of hair-brained 'save the planet scheme') I have been inundated with calls from companies trying to sell solar hot water/power units; ceiling insulation; 'green' air-con; tinted window glazing... etc, etc, etc.
I'm picking up the phone to these fucking parasites more often than I am to family, friends.... welcome callers, so now I ask for a name and company... then ask: "Do you realise you have called a person on the 'do not call' register, and that your company has breached this stipulation with regard to this person on at least 7 occasions now?"
Usually that is enough for them to hang up immediately.... but if not, and depending on my mood at the time, I will either tell them that I am contacting the relevant authority to report the breach, or that I am with the Telecommunications Ombudsman and the Australian Securities Commission. Either way, they hang up immediately.... but in any event, I record the time and any other relevant information and report it.
Thing is, the legislation doesn't go far enough... just as annoying, persistent, won't-take-no-for-an-answer telemarketers 'supposedly' working for charitable organisations still ring far too frequently begging for money. Now charities are all well and good in their place, but not begging on my phone several times a day... cos if I gave in to all of them, I'd have nothing left for food, rent, bills, clothing, etc... and would be in need of their charity myself.
The other group exempt from the 'do not call' register and shouldn't be is politicians/political parties... when they call I just tell 'em to eff off. I hear enough of their bullshit at election time and don't need it electronically piped down my phone.
*rant off*
lol something big and green where grown men get paid over the top money for kicking a bag of wind around?
DITTO!!!
Guess I'd be......inside sViz's brain. Then I would make DX themes that would rival the 7 OS itself!!! 
Or maybe Rachael Ray's panties. 
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