Walking

bathtub on wheels!!!!  

..... with a dirty old  man in it who seemed to be having trouble with his periscope.

blob of jelly on a skateboard

Yeah, cos no matter how far his periscope sticks out of the water, it still is covered in suds.

  ...I just realized that I totally missed the point...actually thinking you meant a real periscope!!!          

Yeah, I didn't want to be blatantly rude/naughty... so "periscope" fitted the bill nicely.

.... naked woman with gigantic boobs and nearly knocked me over as shimmering mounds of flesh bounced around completely unfettered.

Yup, true story!  It happened to me one balmy summer's night a couple of years ago.  I was taking a casual stroll in the cooler evening air to go pick up some bread and milk, when suddenly this stark naked woman came flying out of somebody's driveway and ran smack bang right into me.

Now I'd often joked to mrs starkers about large breasted (Dolly Partonesque) women: "Boxing my ears with those anytime", but never even in my wildest dreams did I ever expect one to actually do it.

And when he came too...he realized he was just out on one of his drunken dares dressed in a womens body suit and had run into his reflection in a store room window!But he won the 50 bucks!! Ah the good old days! 

Hey..nice hooties by the way starkers!

lol i was thinking more along the lines of..........a great big fit hunk leaped out of his lamborghini and swept me off my feet  

If there had been 50 bucks in the offing, back in the day, I'd have dressed up in a womans body suit for a dare.  On the occasion of which I speak, though, that was definitely a 'real' woman.... with 44 DDD's and all the soft, warm bits in the right place.

That'd be right, tell everyone I got moobies.

Sounds like some sort of booby trap.

so the moral of the tale is keep yr eyes open in case some large bossoomed woman comes charging at you when you least expect it  lol

  ........  

Yeah.... cos you never know if it's going to be the fright of your life or the night of your life.

In my case, I was worried about being smothered... and getting cauliflower ears. Seriously, there was a helluva lot of mammary bouncing around there.

well if i was to run around no one wld be in danger of getting black eyes from my boobies - more like the shakira song "small like mountains......"   lol  

So what you're saying is that you can go out jogging without a sports bra and not beat yourself senseless??

Now you know why Mick Jagger never hangs his head out of a moving vehicle... for fear he'll get beaten to death by a flying lip.

This is just terrible. It makes light of all the poor chilren who were never breast fed.

I was... but a refresher course wouldn't go astray.

lol i can go out without any bra and only have to put up with a slight wobbling - oh and the stares from breast obssessed men 

coca cola and he followed me until i drank him and was under his spell......once again......(hicup)

Same here... only the wobble here is a little more than slight.

lol     i am now terrified of venturing outdoors in case i am run over by a large boossomed woman

Don't be frightened!  It may turn out to be a rather pleasant experience.

not for me it wouldnt  lol  i hate the idea of being smoothered

Well you could always be the one on top.