Speed UB

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As you all know, I'm a dick. So I'll tell you about one of my dicky adventures today.

Joining wipiluwo's game, I was happy to see this would be a serious game. Good winrates, names I knew, and lots of games played. Our third teammate was a lady/guy named Ms-Noob. Now as you may well know this was an eery sign.

And yes when we opened the game, our UB(MsNoob) raced toward mid with speed boots... and anklet. Seeing as this would be an instantloss(I was qot), I jumped the baggon. Hosting another game, and these people rejoin full of stories how they would crush my arrogant dickface with their immense skills. Although I tried to convince them that truly speed UB is a bad build, and truly speed UB is NOT A LATEGAME BUILD my massive Dickery shown through and they all left.

 

Please please help me.

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Reply #1 from Demigod Forums Top

Being a dick is bad; having a dick is bad, having one being..... is good XD I'm so going to be called sexist for this XD

Reply #2 from Demigod Forums Top

If someone thinks they can do good with a build, I'm willing to give em a shot.

It's bit me in the ass though.

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Reply #3 from Demigod Forums Top

I think I can be good without using any of QoT spells.

Reply #5 from Demigod Forums Top

I would quit if I were playing with a pure ST and stats rook..., I'd give the speed UB a shot before I quit.

Reply #7 from Demigod Forums Top

Lol. He would be the first to get the ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ROOK award though, lol.

Edit: If they worked, that is.

Reply #8 from Demigod Forums Top

All your base are belong to rook should be given for raising 1000 towers near the enemy's portal flags.... if achievments worked

Reply #9 from Demigod Forums Top

http://pantheon.demigodthegame.com/game/1200176/player/94823/

That's you losing to that exact same player/build. Your winrate is way worse than his, when you join a game and quit the second someone better than you picks an item you don't like you're being a huge pussy. Thanks for ruining that game for everyone.

Reply #10 from Demigod Forums Top

Yes haha I lost another one to him. You know why? Coz I had a noob on my team. That's not me losing to his "awesome" build, that's me fighting to the death with a fucking worthless teammate.  

 

Also, fucking play me. The one game we played you were TB, and the only reason we won(apart from my awesome skills) was pure luck and stupidity of the other team.

Reply #11 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting lifekatana, reply 10
Yes haha I lost another one to him. You know why? Coz I had a noob on my team. That's not me losing to his "awesome" build, that's me fighting to the death with a fucking worthless teammate.  

 

Also, fucking play me. The one game we played you were TB, and the only reason we won(apart from my awesome skills) was pure luck and stupidity of the other team.
escortgirl is an awesome player but save me the replay I wanna watch.

Reply #12 from Demigod Forums Top

Replay! Replay!

Nothing better then a good replay. Someone be TB.

Reply #13 from Demigod Forums Top

Ok I know everyone but you is a noob and that whenever you win it's because of you and when you lose it's everyone else's fault.

Still doesn't mean you should purposely ruin games by instantly quitting when people don't pick the exact items you want them to pick.

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Reply #14 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Teseer, reply 12
Replay! Replay!

Nothing better then a good replay. Someone be TB.

Maybe playing the game instead of watching it?

 

Quoting Shiro_Sol, reply 11

Quoting lifekatana, reply 10Yes haha I lost another one to him. You know why? Coz I had a noob on my team. That's not me losing to his "awesome" build, that's me fighting to the death with a fucking worthless teammate.  

 

Also, fucking play me. The one game we played you were TB, and the only reason we won(apart from my awesome skills) was pure luck and stupidity of the other team.
escortgirl is an awesome player but save me the replay I wanna watch.

How much does she charge? (Sorry I just couldn't resist.)

Reply #16 from Demigod Forums Top

I'm fine with people playing sub-optimal builds and I do it from time to time too, BUT NOT IN GOOD PLAYERS ONLY GAME FFS.

Reply #17 from Demigod Forums Top

Next game we play I'm getting Goggles as my favor. ;)

On Oc! lol! That's just funny. Blind Mino with goggles. They shouldnt work for him.

Reply #18 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Teseer, reply 15
I can't enjoy replays? 
nope, Synn has spoken!

Reply #19 from Demigod Forums Top

Gotta play games to get replays. How do you think I got all mine?

Reply #20 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Teseer, reply 19
Gotta play games to get replays. How do you think I got all mine?
hackzors!

Reply #23 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting EscortGirl, reply 13
Ok I know everyone but you is a noob and that whenever you win it's because of you and when you lose it's everyone else's fault.

Still doesn't mean you should purposely ruin games by instantly quitting when people don't pick the exact items you want them to pick.

qft tbh

Reply #24 from Demigod Forums Top

Ive played a good speed UB and won before in an all UB match...

And dont dare ask for a fucking replay because I dont have it and will chase you down and rape your children if you do >>

Reply #25 from Demigod Forums Top

Speed UB can't beat a general.

Spit can't cut through idol heals alone.

Without mana and life, you won't be spitting long, and you won't be running up and engaging in combat either. (where UB gets his imba from)

Then you take boots of speed on top of that?

I guess all that speed is good for running to the base alot. Might even have a low death rate... to make it look like he is doing well. 

:D