Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)

Or: was that one lump or two?

from WinCustomize Forums

In keeping with  Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread,  readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....

The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....

* No pictures are permitted.

* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances

* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.

* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,

* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.

* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).

* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.

* The winner will receive a WC subscription.

Now get to work and best of luck to all participants. :)

 

Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at. :rofl:

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

ewwwww auuuuhhh dammm I should'nt have had that curried cabbage last ninght its all your fault starkers.  I will blame you  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:   as I am blond I am allowed too  :sick: .....

 

 

Do you think my bum is too big for this chair ????

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Greta....what just died?

*Greta.....what the hell did you EAT?

*OMG.....Greta....that was a wet one!

*NOT silent....but OMG....DEADLY!.....leave starkers' curried cabbage ALONE!

Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

WOW! Hon this new curried cabbage stout almost got me air born that time. ;P

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Liftoff in 5...4...3...2...1...

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Are you sure you don’t see any skid marks? That one felt wet.

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm done and my arm hurts. Can I sit down now as the curried cabbage seems to be resting now?

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Honey, I think that fart you just did had lumps"

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

This lotion in my hand, really helps to take the curried cabbage stink away.

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Shaniqua....sit your stanky ass down and pass the beer, not the gas.

 

*Oh man! And to think were twins!

 

*Mind if I move 2 or 3 miles to the right?

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm waiting for my bikini string to rip apart, when one of those curried cabbage farts blast out.

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

HEY DOC!!!!!!!!!! Is that brown mark from the curried cabbage farts or is it a mole that needs to be looked at?

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Did you see that elephant run under there?"

 

 

*anyone know the reference to that?

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*not an entry but I couldn't help myself

 

 

John looked over as he heard a whisper from the chair..."That's it. I'm gonna kill myself and I'm taking her with me."

 

 

* did anyone else notice the broken arm on the chair? lmao

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Does this chair make my ass look fat?

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Greta......I'm bored, let's play a game! Come pull my finger.

[followed by]

*GAkhhhh !

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

See the arm now Po, thks.

 

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! That curried cabbage build up a huge gas pocket inside me and when it let loose it blew that arm right off the chair.

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting messiah1, reply 14
"Did you see that elephant run under there?"

 

 

*anyone know the reference to that?

Cosby.

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Excuse me darling, could you get the bottle top - it's stuck.

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Honey!...Come on!....Let the kids back out!...You know they're afraid of the dark! X|

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

OK, folks, keep 'em coming...keep 'em coming.  

Hint!!!  Look at the bloke's face... think of it from his perspective.

EG: "OMFG!!!!  A bloke comes on a picnic to please his gal and work on his suntan... and she goes and peels off a cloud that'd make cumulus nimbus look like a stick of fairy floss.."

While some of you may think this is a WC sub contest, it is, in fact, a search for a toilet humored member with a perverse and deviant mind to equal my own.

So, please, DO NOT LET MINE BE THE WINNING ENTRY!!!! (or I'll be subbed up 'til I'm ninety) :rofl:

 

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* Ye Gawd, Greta! You just cauterized my sinuses sinuses wiv 'at curried cabbage!

* Omigawd!  You ate curried cabbage and saved none for me!

Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Damn, that one raised me up off my seat!!!!!

Is there a hole in the seat?

Houston, we have liftoff!!

Homemade weapons of mass destruction!!

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Paint peeler if there ever was one!

Damn, What are you drinking?? Curried Cabbage broth?