Why Kids Cry When Sat on Santa's Knee

cop an optic of these geezers and you'll see why

http://www.holytaco.com/25-creepy-mall-santas
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Ever wonder why kids inevitably cry... er, bawl their eyes out when they're sat on Santa's knee?

The answer to that (and other Christmas questions) lies here

Be warned, however, some of these dudes are downright scary... click link at your own risk. :rofl:

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Yikes! 8C

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

No wonder they scream their lil heads off, I er mean have you seen some of those santas? they  can be very scary :O

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Yikes!
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Yup!  Most of 'em look either drunk or stoned or both...

... and the rest look like there might be 'dubious' movement it the lower half of the Santa suit. :S

 

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I feel for this poor little girl

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

More reasons why kids cry/scream when sat on Santa's knee.

Seems to me, looking at the Santas in these links... the looks on those poor kids faces, sitting a kid on Santa's knee is one of the cruelest things you can do to a child.

Maybe they oughta outlaw it and replace his knee with Mary Christmas's...

Hmmm, I could see me queuing up at the mall to get comfy on her knee. :-" :X :rofl:

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Santa #7 scares me

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If santa looked like her, I'll wager thered be lots more males behaving all year..

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If santa looked like her, I'll wager thered be lots more males behaving all year..
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Just so's they can misbehave on the one day of the year. :d

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting mrs, reply 4
I feel for this poor little girl


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Well, I (for one) can understand why the kiddies are crying....could it be the air?

  

 

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Ho ho ho little boy, have I got a suprise for you..."

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Well, I (for one) can understand why the kiddies are crying....could it be the air?
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Hehe!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I have to admit, though, those kiddies do look somewhat scared... petrified, even. :D

Thing is, you can at least see where both my hands are.. :X  

Perhaps Po` should be a little wary of his backsi... um,  his back pocket... just in case his wallet falls on the floor when arising.

:-" ;P }:)

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Oh. Those were your hands.   XD

I'm really glad Ed's wearing Gloves in that pic.  }:)

And you have to admit, starkers...that little girl on yer left knee looks like she's smelled something...well...odd. :-"

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Oh. Those were your hands.
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Yup, thought it best to keep 'em visible at all times.  Didn't want their mother accusing me of stealing back the candy canes. :P

Are you insinuating that the gloves would save having to wash his hands later? :-"

Hehe, that might explain why Po` has a wry smile on his face... he inadvertantly sat on his half-sucked candy cane, and 'Santa' was just trying to peel it off the seat of his pants.

:-" :X

And you have to admit, starkers...that little girl on yer left knee looks like she's smelled something...well...odd.
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Yer darned tootin' she got a whiff of something... er... odd.  That brat of a sister of hers dropped a 'lumpy' one in her underwear.

Can't tell from the pic, but she was screaming at her mother: "I wanna get down, mommy... I... I... I pooped my pants and I wanna get down... NOW, mommy!!!!"

I say "brat" because she filled my Santa boot and stained the knee of my Santa pants... which doubled as my PJ's prior to that....um, (not so) little accident.

:sick:

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl:

I wonder if I should put up the 'other' Santa pic I shopped....you know which I mean.... :grin:

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Doc that one of Po and Ed is friggin hilarious...great work

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Jack...you're the acknowledged "Master of Po' Shops".... I just putter around to cheer up Po' (who's been renamed "Rocky" as in "Rocky VI: Rocky Gets Stones")

Glad it brought a smile to your face, skinny.

 

I actually pay homage to Po'. He is a true Master of PSP... and the author of my new Avatar. Karen did my other one.

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I wonder if I should put up the 'other' Santa pic I shopped....you know which I mean....
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Is that the one (from a little later) where my boot's overflowing...

.... or the one where Mary Christmas is giving me a lap dance to get bigger and better presents??? :d

I told her that I was appreciative of the lap dance... but that there was NO way my fat arse was fitting down her chimney. :rofl:

Doc that one of Po and Ed is friggin hilarious...great work
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Yup, it's a beauty orright... tho I didn't know Po` played the sax.  Selective hearing or his kidney stones were playing up, who knows, but he ovbiously misheard when Santa said that he doesn't mind a bit of sex cos he only gets to come once a year.

:-"

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I actually pay homage to Po'. He is a true Master of PSP... and the author of my new Avatar. Karen did my other one.
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When you gonna finish mine? :grin:

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I wanted to put up an avatar more befitting my nick, but the mods all gave it a resounding  NO.  It wasn't that it was XXX rated or that you could see any rude bits...

... they just didn't want that much belly encroaching into the text box. :rofl:

*can't see why WC forum pages can't accomodate it by going full-screen... it'd fit orright on a large monitor*

:-"

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*double post with an 'egads'

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 18
I actually pay homage to Po'. He is a true Master of PSP... and the author of my new Avatar. Karen did my other one.

When you gonna finish mine?
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I sent you yours 2 days ago, Jim! It might be with tbc's package 8C

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

It might be with tbc's package
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Last reports on that were: half was in the UK @ John o' Groats; and the other half was on its way to tha Antartic from Dunedin, New Zealand.

So it's not getting any closer. :-"

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 22
It might be with tbc's package

Last reports on that were: half was in the UK @ John o' Groats; and the other half was on its way to tha Antartic from Dunedin, New Zealand.

So it's not getting any closer.
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oh well... Probably Santa's elves did it.

Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

20 Drunk Santas ..... there's some real boozers amongst this lot. o_O

25 Celebrity Santas..... Lucy Pinder can come down my chimney anytime. :X

20 Naughty Santas.... Santa deserves a good spanking. :P

14 Sexy Santa-ettes  ...... Santa never looked so good. :X :-"