Fail: this kid I know who sucks and epically fails. ALWAYS.

Win: that I tell him "you fail" every time I see 'im.

Fail: The preppy whores in my school. I mean,  Neanderthals.

Win: The Abrams Tank, Chapparal Anti Air unit, the Apache Helicopter, and the MLRS artillery unit.

Xer0 \^/

Fail: Early tanks.

Win: The Tiger and Panzer tanks at the beginning of WW2

Fail: The German Navy

Win: 4 minutes left until I got to go. Wait,that's a fail. Nvr mind.

Xer0 \^/

fail: posting a Fail instead of a Win.

Win: Avatar

Fail: It's basically a war movie version of The Day After Tomorrow. Not saying I hate environmentalists (I'm actually a mild one, for the planet and for the cash. ) but moves that preach to much, and people like that in general, just irk me.

Win: The Hunt for Red October.

Xer0 \^/

Fail: Fires in October.

Win: Nukes.

Fail: Radiation

Win: Kinetic bombs

G'night!

Xer0 \^/

Fail:  Said bombs are en-route to your house...fast.

-Exile

Fail: You didn't post a win.

Win: Enough FEV vats to create the Master Army all over again.

Fail: nobody knows what your talking about

Win: XRASER BEAMS!!!! PEW PEW!!

Fail: Anyone who has ever played Fallout 1 or 2, or even three should know what I'm talking about.

Bonus Fail: Xraser? Really?

Win: I have three fours in my member number. YOU have none!

Fail: You became a member almost 300,000 members after I did

Bonus Fail: xGhost4000x. The need to place a lowercase "x" at both ends of your name flabbergasts me.

Win: Xrasers. 7.5 AUs (that's a light-hour, or the distance it takes light to travel 1 Earth-Hour (3600 seconds)) of reach.

Bonus Win: fusion torch propulsion that can be squeezed into a package the size of a smartcar (relative volume-wise).

Fail: Xrasers wtf, your going to make my head explode soon.

Win: May name actually has a reason for being xGhost4000x rather than Ghost4000, and it's microsofts fault and maybe mine a little.

Fail: saying its Microsoft's fault

Win: Xraser=X-ray laser. A laser that shoots x-rays.

Bonus Win: your head exploding soon.

Fail: Well it's not entirely MY fault.They could loosen their policy regarding XBL renewal and it wouldn't have ever been a problem.

Win: I finally figured out how to properly embed videos here.

Fail: I think it is entirely your fault.

Win: I still have a XRASER BEAM!! PEW PEW PEW!!!!!

Fail: They don't go "PEW PEW PEW!!!!!".

Win: They are still more powerful than a standard VL-spectrum laser.

Fail: Any laser that cannot destroy planets.

Win: Neutron Bombs. And Killing the Poor.

Fail: Every person that dies is a man/woman that cannot any longer pay Imperial Taxes.

Win: In the Expanded Universe the Empire is still around over 100 years after Yavin, and even becomes a major power again retaking Cruscant and many other planets.

Fail: the Empire still sucks, Stormtroopers still can't hit anything more than 2 feet away, and Vader and Palpatine are still dead.

Win: Having my own little corner of the universe (preferably a system similar to Sol, but a little smaller).

Fail: The Emperor comes back......but he dies again.

Bonus Fail: Your corner of the universe will get pawned by invaders.

Win: Force Sensitive warriors who use lightsaber resistant armor.

Fail: the force. Sorry to tell you, but it isn't real.

Bonus Fail: I also have the tech to move spacetime where I wish, thus, I send the Imperial fleet into the supermassive black hole at the galaxy's center.

Win: FUSION POWER!!!! *makes deuterium fuse with deuterium, forming helium and energy*

Bonus Win: I use the same tech from Bonus Fail to move my corner to the edge of the galactic disk.

Fail: The Time lords erase your empire from existence because you are too evil.

Win: ME.

Fail: Time Lords do not exist.

Bonus Fail: YOU.

Win: A FUSION TORCH.