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angus1949 - Ed

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One of my favorite people will be going in for cataract surgery next week and I thought it would be nice to start a thread to wish him well or at least leave him in stitches.

Ed I hope all goes well and here are the;

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

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Reply #51 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I hope everything is ok Ed....... Take care mate. B[]

Reply #52 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Of course I know it's all In fun.

Thanks, mate. I'd never wish to hurt a friend's feelings...even inadvertently.

I know that, you're too good-hearted and considerate... besides being a true gentleman. :) :sun:

You too, Ed!  :thumbsup: :) :sun:

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Reply #53 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Thanks guys, and Boxxi it's great to see you back around a bit more often.:thumbsup:

Reply #54 from WinCustomize Forums Top

34. We put your testicles into a bottle just like you requested

Reply #55 from WinCustomize Forums Top

hey, mate. Let's keep it 'above the belt'.  ;P

Reply #56 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Nimbin,  that gave me a stomach ache all the way to my throat.X( :puke:

Reply #57 from WinCustomize Forums Top

hey, mate. Let's keep it 'above the belt'.

SORRY........ (can't help myself)

35: I regret to inform you, Mr Ed, but we inserted your penile implants the wrong way... as in backwards... which means that when somebody says "go eff yourself" your really will be able to.

Nimbin, that gave me a stomach ache all the way to my throat

36: Stomach ache will be the least of your problems if your implant decides to get all 'happy'

:-"

Reply #58 from WinCustomize Forums Top

As long as it's the super sized implant I ordered all is well.  Now if I got bigger shoes I could see my feet too.