Banned for ignoring the crap people have to go through in an alternate universe where Gobi steaks mean eff all in a nutritional sense and dugong shite is the only dietary suppplement that replaces meaningful portions of ball bearing bird breast fillets served with naked lady sauce and it don't matter if the price is right.

Where have you been? ^^^

Banned for late night appearances.

banned for midnight sunshine

^ Banned for turning your clock too far forward for daylight saving... next you'll be saying you've got a full moon at midday.

Banned for mooning the moon in daylight and saving it for posterity.

banned for mentioning the god forsaken daylight savings time

Banned for ranting on days that end with ay and disturbing the peace and tranquility of the snails and other pesky fauna and flora living at the bottom of your garden.

Banned for bringing back the mulch. Roses anybody?

Banned for not knowing that roses need lot's n' lots of horse sh!t to thrive in a garden where a little magic weed seems to have taken root.

Banned for Psilocybin Cubensis in your garden tripping with the roses.

Banned for Latin.... cos it's all Greek to me.

banned for switching languages in the middle of the day

Banned for bombastic linguistic tendencies that would severely try the patience of even the most placid of translators on a good day

banned for being plastered 

Banned for being Band.

Banned for belligerent and maleficent and overstretched bandaids.

Banned for bandaid first aid while drinking lemonade during a tirade about wearing home-made braid underwear.

Stark raving mad ban.

banned for modularizing your ban

Banned for banning in the 1st degree.

Banned for banning while lounging on the sun's night side.

banned for mentioning the side that is down under there

Banned for poor astrogation

Banned for Astro Boy didn't see it that way.

Banned for the answer was blowing in the solar wind.