banned discouraging page turning.

Banned for starting new books. 

Banned for reading between the lines.

banned for making the lines count

what a total waste of hard drive space

Well, if that's how you feel maybe you should go get that self-esteem of yours raised? 

-Huzzah!

Banned for parading your self-esteem at a pony party.

banned for putting down the party

banned, go start your own boring thread

Banned for yeah, go find a complainer thread.   

Hey wait a minute.... we're not boring.    Well OK. I'm not. 

banned for promoting the finding and establishing of a complainer thread

Banned for being unsupportive... and won't you feel like a dick next time you wanna complain.

Banned for complain fail.

Banned for failing to see I was sticking up for you.  From now on I'm only gonna stick up for me dad, cos he stuck up for me once.

Banned for failure to comply.

banned for fail banning

Banned for falling off the wagon... that lady didn't need you landing on her.

Banned for good thing it wasn't raining. 

banned for rain is a good thing

Banned for rain in Spain causing hydrophobics pain.

Banned for snow is more like it today. Rain would be nice. 

banned for I want snow

At least in Flagstaff before I take my family up there.

Yes, snow is a nice place 2 visit. lol  

Churchill is my next travel destination actually. I want 2 ride on a Tundra Buggy and see live polar bears. 

Banned for bugging the tundra with your urge to see bears getting wild on the Pole

Banned for live Churchill polar bear watching at explorer.org got me hooked. 

[{Government funded with special interest paid by our glorious bankers.}    not true]

Banned for "glorious" bankers.... that's NOT a word I think of when I think of bankers... effers is more like it.