Banned for that education is not in the books. Sheesh

Banned because you've been reading the wrong books.

banned for some would say half of history is covering up the truth.

read everything and take the whole lot with a grain of salt.

Banned for that wasn't in my library. The beauty is you never stop learning.

  I concur Draak.

Banned for coming, seeing, and concurring.

Banned for you forgot learning.

Banned for education is not the only learning tool at your disposal... you could always beat it into him with a big stick.

Banned for better yet here's a picture of him nekkid.  Cute hey.

banned for obstruction

Banned for heimlich will fix that right up.

banned for hind lick maneuver

Banned for how mature.  

Banned for maneuvers involving Hoovers and shakers and movers.

banned for moving hoover under a shaker. Gotta rub the pepper out of his hair.

Banned for purposely practicing peppery perversions

Inverse ban!

Banned for universal ban.

banned for atomizing

Banned for atoms makes our world go round.

banned for quarks

Banned for quirks.

Banned for misguided quantum stuff.

Banned for going above and beyond the call of duty with only stuff to protect you from the 5th dimensional screaming abdabs who were raising up through cracks in the ground everywhere to conquer sniveling snot gobblers all over the surface of this forsaken planet.

banned for they should tread lightly. I hear the Doctor is there.

Banned for the rather 'tardy' report on the Doctor's whereabouts....

Doctor Who??