since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for being obsessive compulsive about those headlights that seem to bounce and giggle even when the road has very few to no bumps.
Banned for bobble heads.
banned for google heads
Banned for truckin' on down to the head shop to get your screws adjusted.
Banned for screw that... my screws are tight enough already and are giving me a headache.
Banned for not reversing the screw driver.
banned for burning the nikes but not the reeboks
Banned for leaving your fire extinguisher at home.
Banned for hosing the house out of season.
Banned for seasonal discrepancies and doing and in and out of season rant about the wallflowers growing far from any walls.
banned for deflowering the walls
Banned for delinquent juvenile tendencies.
Banned for dissing juvenile delinquencies when your own were quite recent due to never really growing up cos being a kid is better when it comes to being not responsible for one's own actions.
banned for not releasing the hounds
Banned for Baskerville hounds barking at you for mooning last nights not too full moon in daytime.
Banned for baying at the full moon while sitting naked atop the back fence... oh, and covered in fur.
Banned 'cause fur babies do it in the closet.
Banned for that penchant to peep thru the closet keyhole to see fur babies doing the nasty with Rag, Tag and Bobtail.
Hehe, figure who those characters are.
banned for wanting us to figure characters out
Banned for keeping us in suspense.
Banned again for Aussie version of Loony Toons.
Banned for contemplating your navel while the world infinitely turns without your considered opinion regarding the consequences of gravity on boobies and scrotums and other soft tissues that go bump in the night.
Banned for not identifying the culprits.
Banned for wanting pics of boobies and scrotums when we should be identifying those carrying out espionage in our upper-class brothels to see which pollies are getting their wicks wet while on duty.
Banned for stealing wicks to prevent lighting up the inside of the outside upskirt phenomenon known as picky tunes.
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