banned for having ten toes and fingers

banned for making secret your toes that you thought were roses

banned for having a poor sense of smell

Banned for thinking toe jam and licking your lips over sucking the moist curd through a sweaty sock.

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My sense of smell is great.  It's the memory that fails me.... like foot odour could very well remind me of roses during a memory lapse.

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Banned by Biblical proportions for being so distracted by the thought of toe jam oozing through sweaty socks that you need more time for an appropriate response.

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Banned for hiding yours in the attic so's you don't have to turn the other cheek.

Banned 'cause two strikes are out and one more on the way. Found some these [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e]  [e digicons]}[/e]  [e digicons]*_*[/e]  lurkin' and lookin' suspicious.

Banned 'cause I are 2 member. Thissa mine ID: 1

Banned 'cause I'm Batman. 

banned for thinking that I would be a poor giver

banned for heading towards the flat line

Banned for not showing the chef appreciation for a good meal with an enormous burp.

Banned 'cause Italian cooking is Da Bomb.