Banned for thinking that my intellectual meanderings are the creation of white-coated misfits who should be inmates rather than running the asylum Mondays to Fridays.

On the weekends normalcy returns when the inmates take over.

How do I know?  Your former cellmate told me. [e digicons]:grin:[/e]  

banned for seasonal meanderings

banned for thinking a year is round

Banned for being baked without the wake.

Banned for wax figures.

Banned for failing to figure it out ... not seeing the waning under-the-counter deal that could've saved you a bundle on those hard to find, thus more expensive, extra small rubber gloves, you need when yer missus says "do the dishes, otherwise there's no nooky for you tonight".

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Banned for child slave labour.... at least pay the poor li'l tykes so they can afford to move out sooner rather than later and escape having to work in a non-union kitchen.

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banned for usage of acronyms 

banned for wanting a saliva covered series of letters with hidden meanings

BANNED!!! 'cause spamming am not nice!

Banned for processing your meat and putting it in a can.

Banned for dispersing the corn from the cob and calling it sweet.  Oi, get yer priorities right, yer wife's sweet

Banned for you shouldn't let your cob hang out, leaving it prone to injury and hagging by old crones.