banned for riding the cosmic trip-inator 

banned for telling me to smile more like a typical chauvinist 

Banned for exposing pre-sentient e-mails.

Banned for she-mails and faxes

Banned for himshes and poleaxes... and drinking your glass half empty just so you could say it was half full.

Banned for playing the system and getting undeserved rewards.... like free tours to the local sewage treatment plant.

Banned for the free white pointer bite.... because you refused the heed the advice of the four skin divers

banned for being the energizer bunny

Banned for steeping up to the plate when other batters were B4 you... and could hit tha Donald outta the park.

Also banned because one of those experience hitters was your arch nemesis, Mr Brunetti  [e digicons][/e] [e digicons]:-"[/e] [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Banned for using non brand duct tape. 

banned for trying to be a master 

Banned for being a master of none and a bator of all trades.

Banned foe posting and NOT banning... also for being vowel deficient and consonant reliant.