Banned for being so pursuant of Will I am's personal bits n' pieces... it's all stuff he'd rather not divulge to a judge, magistrate or police occifer.
Also banned cos my grandmother [who was generally quite ladylike] would sometimes say to people [usually authoritarian figures] who wanted to know more than she was ready to divulge: "Trouble with you is, you wanna know the ins and outs of a cat's ass... now bugger off before I set the dog on you."