Banned for thinking about checking his pockets.... some say he keeps a giant wiener in one of them. 
Hehe, when I was at school I had a hole in my pants pocket... and the girl who sat next to me often spent the lesson with her left hand in my right pocket. Oh Janet, where art thou these days? Yeah, I know, somewhere in the UK and 58 going on 59... but still very attractive for a grandmother.
Orright, I know.... banned for reminiscing about my misspent youth. 
