Banned because your aim was not spot on in the john.... and mama's bitching you didn't lift the seat

Banned for pandering to John and giving him way too much attention.

Banned for pandering to the urge to ban people seeking attention

Banned for latrine lid lack of lowering.

Banned for kinky bathroom humour.   

Banned for colour me there.           Except for the sheisen... ?   I'm on a diet?   Am I even warm? 

Banned for disgusting practices that belong in some obscure porno rather than a banning thread which as of yet hasn't banned pornos but is getting around to it due to nudity being banned by site rules so as not to offend nuns and others with delicate sensibilities

Banned for if you don't stop that you'll go blind.

Banned for spectacles with glass soooo thick, President Obama wants some as bulletproof glass in his presidential vehicles.

Also banned for claiming to be living proof that habitual wankers [at least 10 times a day] can see past the end of their nose.

Banned because I made the mistake of telling someone at school the truth about how I hurt my neck. Now to hear the rumors about me, I was involved in a 20-car pileup on the outer belt with at least six drunk drivers, and am now the only surviving member of my family (in case you did not read the previous posts, what really happened was that some ditz ran a stop sign at the intersection next to my house and messed up the front end of mom's car, causing her to yell and me to receive minor whiplash).

Banned because rumours are great. I was going out with a girl within two weeks of her joining the school. Or at least, that's evidently what somebody thought (and saw fit to spread). I find harmless rumours such as that very amusing.

banned for yippee ki yay, mother fucker.

banned for where there's a Willis, there's a way.