banned for not appreciating the cooling effects of mud

banned for mocking the beauty impaired you should be part of the club

banned for going clubbing

Banned for campaigning to have only human members in the club... what the fech is wrong with dogs, other than leaving non-banking deposits all over the place?

Banned fer installing the hooks to hang them thar bags o' stuff on.

Banned for not knowing where wolves are in London.

Banned for I would never call proper English American... given that the English language has been around for thousands of years and what youse upstart yanks call English is an abomination for all its deliberate misspelling and phony phrases just to try and be unique... different from the originators of the true English language.

Hehe, that'll upset a few septic tanks. [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]  [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]  [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]  [e digicons]*_*[/e]  

Banned for crawling around in the sewers searching for alligators to feed to your li'l dog's ravenous appetite.

Banned for being uncle alligator aggressive in such a shallow pond.

Banned for leaving something floating in the pool that stopped everyone from diving in..... it may have only been a chocolate bar but the effect was still the same.... everyone thought it was an unsinkable turd.

Banned for having an aversion to blown up ducks...

banned for building a bridge but not getting over it

banned for not letting me enjoy the movies