banned for seasoning by spoon and not by fork

Banned for forking your teddy bear when a spooning would have done

Banned for munching on stuffed animals.

Banned for casting iffies about munching on stuffed chicken.

banned for stuffing the old bird

Banned for spilling the custard on the young bird and ruining her dress.

Banned for juicy scandals.

Banned for promoting the scandal about Juicy Jay and the Jiblets.

banned for seeing scandal in a sandal

Banned for scandalising the scandaled with greater scandals than they even knew existed beyond the scandal they were first tarred with by scandalists with nothing better to do than cast aspersions upon those with a possible blemish here or there.... perhaps.

Banned 'cause you only repeated scandal five times, hardly a record. A noted person repeated business ten times according to various sources.

banned for quoting noted business men

Banned for not noticing orange spray tan.

Banned for not knowing of caramel blancmange as a great way to get a tan.

Banned for watching the boob tube without the prerequisite munchies. 

Banned for watching the boob tube come off and see the flitties top.

Banned for struggles with Uggle's bubbles.

banned for stealing the bubbles

banned for stealing the bubbles

Banned for bubbling over into the next post.

Banned for posting into the next bubble.

banned by the post with poundage

Banned for charging pounds instead of US grade A cents.

Banned for not using silver coins and a handful of pence like a good commoner

Banned for tuppence.