banned for riding the cosmic trip-inator 

Banned for riding the on coat-tails of a grump-inator and not smiling anywhere near enough.

banned for telling me to smile more like a typical chauvinist 

Banned for death and taxes are unavoidable.... except for Trump.  Hopefully his prompt death will resolve the issue of unpaid taxes.

Banned for exposing pre-sentient e-mails.

banned for emails and taxes

Banned for she-mails and faxes

Banned for he/she mails and orafaxes.

Banned for himshes and poleaxes... and drinking your glass half empty just so you could say it was half full.

banned for letting them shut the system down

Banned for playing the system and getting undeserved rewards.... like free tours to the local sewage treatment plant.

banned for not appreciating free things

Banned for the free white pointer bite.... because you refused the heed the advice of the four skin divers

Banned 'cause we gotta keep goin'.

Banned again GP and other nomenclature.

banned for being the energizer bunny

Banned because this time next week President Trump will be playing with the Nuclear Football.

Banned for steeping up to the plate when other batters were B4 you... and could hit tha Donald outta the park.

Also banned because one of those experience hitters was your arch nemesis, Mr Brunetti 

Banned for dragging football into it.

Banned for using non brand duct tape. 

Banned for being a Jack-of-all-trades but quanMaster of none.

banned for trying to be a master 

Banned the master-baiter for noncompliance.

Banned for being a master of none and a bator of all trades.

Banned foe posting and NOT banning... also for being vowel deficient and consonant reliant.