Banned because I have eaten lunch, and because at my BBQs me and my friends contemplate theoritical wars between the United Federation of Planets and the Galactic Empire, talk about video games, launch bottle rockets at each other, shoot paintball guns, and otherwise have fun.

ALL HAIL BBQs!

Banned because I do have a rank

banned for not including fart vader's rank.

Banned for refering to the dark lord as "Fart Vader"

Banned for insulting my boss

Banned for trying to curry favor with your boss.

banned for not referring to the boss as "the most powerful Sith Lord Jedi ever, DARTH VADAR" *insert Vadar breathing here*.

banned for darth vadar did infact do away with the sith and rebalanced the force.  although all the jedi were dead by then.

Banned, Luke Skywalker was still alive. And there are TONS of jedi in the expanded universe.

Also ban to George Lucas, there have been Sith and Jedi since the beginning of Star Wars, getting rid of the Sith does not Balance the force it throws it out of wack.

banned for luke skywalker may have been able to use the force but he was no jedi.

Banned for Luke Skywalker may not be a Jedi in terms of the Old Republics Jedi Academy, but he creates a new one after the events of Return of the Jedi, which officially makes him a Jedi Master and all of his pupils Padawans.

Please ban me for defending Luke Skywalker.

Banned for asking for a specific ban. But not for defending Luke Skywalker.

Scrambled eggs and cheese, bacon,sausge, and toast with jam with orange juice

It was a friends birthday i helped cook breakfast lol

Banned for not asking for a specific ban

Banned for being a storm trooper pirate.

banned for being ghost 4000 of a storm trooper.

Banned for being right there. In the spot that you are at. And not moving. And reading this.

banned for thinking i don't move to type

Banned for moving while typing. Must be hard to hit the right keys that way....

banned for not moving at all must be really hard to hit any keys

Banned for being flexible

Banned for not insuring an Imperial Victory over the rebellion, what where you doing all day?

banned for thinking the empire can win.

Banned for i am still confused how the side with superior tech, numbers and even lightsaber wielding warriors loss

Banned because our crappy culture always chooses to allow the "Good Guys" to win, even if these are the same people who Blew up a space station the size of a moon, which probably held more inocent lives then imperial soldier. Think about it, the second Death Star was still under construction, which means most of the personnel were probably construction worker/civilian contractors who had no official standing with the Empire.

banned for not noticing that on the second one everyone got off before it blew up.  well except the sith lord.