Micheal Jackson! (hehehehehea!)

If we can add god, then why not add Micheal Jackson? I already have it all planned out (hehehehe).

HP: 1

Blanket Juice (his form of mana)

Armor:50

Move Speed: Fast

Damage: 1000

Attack speed: slow and intense

Taunts:

"Come and Warm the blanket for me"

"It's ok little boy, I won't bite it off!"

"Heheeeah"

"Its Thriller Bitch!"

"I like little boys!"

Abillites:

Plastic Face: Gives Micheal Jackson a fuckin creepy face, making nearby enemies move 50% slower.

Blanket Pounce: 250/400/550 Juice, Micheal Jumps on target enemy, melesting them. He drains 1000/2500/4500 Health, reduces their butt armor by 350/550/750 and has a chance of insta kill.

Thriller!: Stuns all nearby enemies for .5/.8/1.5 hours

Too many shows!: Micheal gets 450 bonus Juice, and can't die, except from fuckin retarted doctors.

Lol there he is! I realize that many of you will proly want me to burn in hell, but im sorry, just thought we needed him in game. It's a joke, and i'll even delete this post or change it if its bad enough, lol sorry if you hate me now Some people like Micheal Jackson (a lot).