Fail for having a monarchy.

Fail for not having a meritocracy.

Meritocracy is pretty cool but....

Fail for not having a Noocracy.

Fail for havinga a "Noocracy", whatever that is.

Fail for Bulshicracy.

Fail for Bulshcracy does not exist, where as Noocracy does.

Fail for hypocrisy.

Fail for I am not a hypocrite. Noocracy does indeed exist.

Noocracy, or "aristocracy of the wise", as defined by Plato, is a social and political system that is "based on the priority of human mind ...

Atleast if wikipedia (oh crap) and a few random websites are correct. I honestly hadn't heard of it until just when I posted about it.

Fail because you had to look it up AFTER/AS you posted it.

But, even though this is the wrong forum game, Win because it is real.

Fail for using a win.

@ Whiskey, Fail because I did not look it up as I posted it I looked it up once IF made me wonder if it was actually real.(Until then I had only heard of it through wiki in the past)

@General, fail for still being a general, don't you think a promotion is in order?

Fail because your post implied what I said.

Fail because I said so.

Fail because "I still love technology, always and forever".

Fail: . . .till it kills you.

Fail for trying to kill with fails.

There about as deadly as a feather on a snakes bellybutton 

Through a straw.

Fail: Unnecessary name changing.

Fail: through a straw.

Fail: Through a bendy straw

You fail for "Fail:" rather than "You Fail".

Who is CosmoKing?

You all fail for contorting this game into win to fail.  This game killed that game...has it come back to posess mine???

-Exile

Fail for being exiled

CosmoKing=Altaux

Ah.  I kinda had a feeling...

IFear fail for answering a question in a reasonable and timely manner.  CHAOS SHALL RULE US ALL!!!

-Exile

Fail because chaos won't rule us all. It might rule all of you, but not me.