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Reality Warp: The Forum Game

If you could change one thing, be it personal or otherwise, what would it be?

from Sins Forums

O.K. I mentioned a while ago that I would be making a New Forum Game... and here it is! Now, for the not-so-fun stuff, the rules.

1: You must post something you would change if you could warp reality, and why.
2: You must corrupt, make fun of, or point out flaws in the reality warp above yours.
3. NOTHING religous... period. Don't want to upset the Mods anymore, do we?
4. Have Fun!

Let me start:
I would change reality so that my crush of 5 years would like me back as much as I do her, and that her best friend didn't have a crush on me. Why? For obvious reasons, duh!<3

Begin!

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Reply #26 from Demigod Forums Top

A Third of americans already do and the others.....well lets just say they wont be getting any high paying jobs soon.:grin:

I would make it so that humans evolved alongside reptiles

Reply #27 from Sins Forums Top

we did lol...the crocodiles.

What if Futurama was real?

Siege of Centauri
Reply #28 from Sins Forums Top

What if ALL TV SHOWS WERE REAL?

Then I'd be Bender.

What if you had just realized that everything you knew was a LIE?

Koda0 (^)

Reply #29 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Then you couldnt count, see, or post on this forum.

you are promptly run over by the oscar meyer wiener car.

i would make it so that exceptionally powerful imaginings could create alternate dimentions, which could be traveled through with orange peels.

Reply #30 from Sins Forums Top

Then children with ADHD destroy the world.

I would make it so that everybody was truthful to one another.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #31 from Sins Forums Top

Let's see, mmm. . . . politics out. . . . . war out. . . . .etc. . . .

Everyone would have to be a computer.

I would make the greatest picture, so great that it can make your kidneystones crimble at the sight of it.

Reply #32 from Sins Forums Top

The Soviets would burn it as part of their anti-American regime took over in Seattle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4tmcNdeS94

I would make it so that We had 100% accurate Missile defense, instead of the 80% we have now.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #33 from Sins Forums Top

Not gonna help much when my laser-monopoly takes off.

I would make the world a better place for all who have not contributed significantly in its degredation or innevitable demise.

Reply #34 from Sins Forums Top

Sooo, then it would be better for nobody? I'm not sure how anybody can be 100% innocent in the pollution crisis (which I'll call it, instead of Climate Change)

I would make it so that I wasn't so lazy, and actually  gave 25% effort in school. (That way, I'd be in all Honors and have straight A's-B's, not the CP/B crap I have to do now, MAN some ppl in these classes are stupid! "You don't need superpowers to run a country" she says, in reference to my calling of the US as a "Lone Superpower")

Koda0 (^)

Reply #35 from Sins Forums Top

LOL! That is just EPIC fail!

then u become moderately smart but still dont give much of a crap so u still fail.

I would make it so i could get A's with minimal effort.

Reply #36 from Sins Forums Top

You could, but you would likely be beaten to death. Today was "Geek Day" at my school, and as you can imagine. . . . somebody lost more than their lunch money. . . .

I would get my Victory Star Deastroyer working, so I can get off this rock before the Oil Wars.

Reply #37 from Sins Forums Top

Oil Wars??? I do wonder who'd win those... maybe the ONLY SUPERPOWER ON THE PLANET, BITCHES!!!

Anyway, most kids in my school are full of FAIL (or were you referring to me? I got 2 F's, 1 D, 4 C's, 1 B and 1 A on my report card today... Hooray for lazy! Especially when you consider I'm smarter than the Juniors in my Algebra class...) Like this Mexican-kid in my English class is SUCH A WANNABE GANGSTER... when we live in the most rural place you could think of East of the Mississippi. He comes into class rapping and stuff... I just wanna shoot him in the knees and be like, "YEAH! How do you like being a gangsta now, BIATCH!"

Ah, but anyway... I would make it so that the Russians I talk to on World In Conflict (like, ACTUAL russians from Moscow, one of em was a "driver"... he never specified on that) weren't so grouchy. I made like, 30 1/2-way decent jokes and puns during our match together, b4 they ticked me off by talking behind my back about me (and Americans in general, how we're sooo full of ourselves... the Cold War is OVER, M-Fers!) that I switched from the Soviet team to the American team and OWNED THEIR NOOB ASSES! USA!

Koda0 (^)

Reply #38 from Sins Forums Top

Awe s***, I forgot to forget that my time m-. . . .okay, those guys in the white coats are gonna show up soon.

No, the US doesn't win, per say, but we don't loose either. You'll find out in 27 years, 45 days, and. . . .3 hours. And your Russian friends won't be around to be grouchy. . . .

Uh-oh, a knock on the doo-

Reply #39 from Sins Forums Top

I take it you read my post on Operation Cannot Possible Fail? Well, I'll give you that.

Lol, nice schizophrania, IFear.

Speaking of USA vs. Russia, here's my WiC profile. Behold the 2800 best player online!!!
http://www.massgate.net/profile.php?0,506828 

Koda0 (^)

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Reply #40 from Sins Forums Top

That's Great!:D Would you mind playing against me sometime (as soon as Massgate downloads the patch faster than a snail in quiicksand)?

Reply #41 from Sins Forums Top

Wait, play... against... you. . . ?!?!?!!?!?!!?!

YOU HAVE A WiC ACCOUNT?!?!?!?!? MINDF***!!!!!:O :omg: o_O 8(| 8C x_x

But, yea. I will play w/ you. With or against? Do you want Soviet or NATO/USA? Support, Armor, Air or Infantry???

Koda0 (^)

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Reply #42 from Sins Forums Top

Yes, but I am UberNOOBish right now. I'll PM when I'm ready.

And now, back on topic: I would give myself the title of 5th Best Halo 3 player ever (which I will never otherwise attain due to lack of XBOX LIVE)! Hussah!

Reply #43 from Sins Forums Top

What's Your account name? I'd luv to have you join my clan, the WSMR. Oh, and a word of advice:

Support: 1 heavy arty ONLY 2 med Arty ONLY.
Armor: Avoid the frontlines, and spam Transports. Let other Armor players get wasted by Air, while your Transports waste choppers.
Air: Stay back until the Armor needs you, otherwise, attack the enemies flanks and let infy follow your path of destruction
Infy: You're soft, tanks are hard. Builings are hard. Trees are hard. "Nuff Said"

Koda0 (^)

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Reply #44 from Demigod Forums Top

koda0 my lowest grade is c in honors english and my arents will still get mad at me. Hurray for 4:30 in the morning homw=ework alarms

Reply #45 from Sins Forums Top

Well.. u are an overachiever. Nuff said.

Oh, and speaking of overachieving, in World In Conlfict yesterday, I played unitl 4:00 in the morning, and advanced from no. 2050 to no. 1380. But, now whenever I sleep, I dream about it, so I'm kinda freaked.

Koda0 (^)

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Reply #46 from Sins Forums Top

I now resurrect this thread!

I would make it so Twilight had never existed!

Reply #47 from Sins Forums Top

...

I had left this for dead, due to the lack of activity, but if you insist...

Then all the girls of the world would be SUPER PREPPY BITCHES and you could easily buy one off the corner for $1, due to the fact that they're all competing in the prostitution market.

I would make it so that all the POSERS in my school contracted AIDS from said whores.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #48 from Sins Forums Top

Then you would get AIDS as you are an Emo Poser

I would make it so I had an X-Box!

Reply #49 from Sins Forums Top

SAY WHAT? NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
HOLD OFF ON YOUR REALITY WARP! YOU NEED A REALITY CHECK!

I AM NOT EMO! I AM SCENE! I LOOK AND DRESS EMO, BUT TRUE EMO'S ARE NORMAL KIDS WHO CANNOT OBTAIN ENOUGH ATTENTION NORMALLY, SO THEY DO THAT TO GET IT. POSERS ARE THE SAME, THEY JUST DON'T ACT THE PART.

Now, You get teh X-Box. It gets the Red Rings of Death.

I would make it so that I had telekenisis.

koda0 (^)

Reply #50 from Sins Forums Top

Then you don't know how to control it and wind up bringing the house down on top of you

I would make it so I could find funny pics faster