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Reply #10501 February 17, 2011 5:05:51 AM
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-Exiled Possum

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Reply #10502 February 17, 2011 5:33:31 AM
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If I understand you correctly, you wanted to scream S.H.I.T.!

And I agree.

So Happy It's Thursday.

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Reply #10503 February 17, 2011 6:02:35 AM
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but thursday is almost over, but S.H.I.F. is starting soon

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Reply #10504 February 17, 2011 6:35:04 AM
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possum don't scream, they lurk in the dark

 

 

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Reply #10505 February 17, 2011 9:13:07 AM
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fine, lurk then

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Reply #10506 February 17, 2011 9:37:00 AM
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Reply #10507 February 17, 2011 10:15:55 AM
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Reply #10508 February 17, 2011 12:03:57 PM
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G_Bison strikes again!

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Reply #10509 February 17, 2011 12:06:09 PM
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yet, i shall strike last

 

 

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Reply #10510 February 17, 2011 3:39:30 PM
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but only in the possum traps.

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Reply #10511 February 17, 2011 7:36:06 PM
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Gotta get me some wet, sweet possum...   

Gotta learn me to spel too!

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Reply #10512 February 17, 2011 7:56:47 PM
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possums are masters of the engrish lagnuage and are always haappy to learn it to you

 

also wet sweet possums will be delivered

 

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Reply #10513 February 17, 2011 9:15:52 PM
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Possum Sexual IQ Test

A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

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Reply #10514 February 17, 2011 10:12:15 PM
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A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

True, that is why possums use a razor to kill it


Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

it's Virginia and it is a state of the usa, tzk tzk possum knows better then you 

A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

True, possums tend to ride them

A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

Possums love the fiddle, but there is no G-string attached


Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

actually it is the other way around, that is why possum always carry an octopus remover with them


Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

true, just ask harpo!



A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

True, that is why possums live in it. remember this next time you use one.

An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

true, everything is possible in church

An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

True, Japan is very weird

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

well, Lesbos belongs to greece but is pretty close to turkey, so it is nearly true

Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

yes, records to be watched at

Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

False, Genitals are people of Jewish origin, ask a Jew

 

 

 

 

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Reply #10515 February 17, 2011 11:18:35 PM
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Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

False, Genitals are people of Jewish origin, ask a Jew

Nope, they're non-Jewish. No one asked, but I figured to jump the gun.

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Reply #10516 February 17, 2011 11:45:16 PM
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Well then that was a bit strange

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Reply #10517 February 18, 2011 12:17:23 AM
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Go chase cars.

 

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Reply #10518 February 18, 2011 1:05:54 AM
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Never

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Reply #10519 February 18, 2011 1:30:00 AM
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okay then watch people chase cars

I don't care

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Reply #10520 February 18, 2011 2:47:59 AM
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Quoting tesb,
reply 10514


Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False


true, just ask harpo!


 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum

So true

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Reply #10521 February 18, 2011 3:03:30 AM
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Quoting control-SEVEN,
reply 10520

Quoting tesb, reply 10514

Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False


true, just ask harpo!


 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum

So true
actually it is possum gut NETS that catch fish, and the last set of nets was fried in the heat of summer, and will need to catch a large number of possums to make the next set of nets for winter which is why the possum traps are out, but so far I have less than 10% of the possums I will need to replace the nets from last winter.

harpo

 

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Reply #10522 February 18, 2011 3:29:22 AM
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Thank you Ryat, I watched that in the theater when it camed out all those years ago. Best car chase in all movies.
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Reply #10523 February 18, 2011 3:36:42 AM
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@harpo

Well lambskin condoms are so our parents...I welcome the possumskin ribbed!

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Reply #10524 February 18, 2011 5:02:54 AM
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Here you go Draak.

 http://www.politesociety.com/binladenliquors_ol10[1].swf

I got 57,500 points on my first try, I expect you to do better.

 

And then there's this for the rest of you.

 

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Reply #10525 February 18, 2011 8:15:46 AM
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