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Reply #10276 February 5, 2011 2:52:38 AM
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hello

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Reply #10277 February 5, 2011 2:52:52 AM
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not enough stupid cliché

 

 

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Reply #10278 February 5, 2011 3:14:28 AM
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and you seem to be the expert on that.

harpo

 

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Reply #10279 February 5, 2011 3:34:48 AM
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Quoting control-SEVEN,
reply 10275
HA!

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Hahaha!  Holy crap that was funny. 

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Reply #10280 February 5, 2011 3:40:18 AM
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Reply #10281 February 5, 2011 9:58:14 AM
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I agree with Stant123 Have heard that in parts but all together its even funnier.

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Reply #10282 February 5, 2011 3:34:26 PM
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Lolz, that was awesome, SEVEN.

-Twilight Storm | Prodigal Hamster

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Reply #10283 February 5, 2011 4:13:15 PM
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Reply #10284 February 5, 2011 6:15:07 PM
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lolz.  Ryat is in the lead.  WHO SHALL TAKE THEE PRIZE!!!!!!?

-Twilight Storm | The Prize is a 1 year supply of breathable air.  DON"T LET ANYBODY STEAL IT!!!

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Reply #10285 February 5, 2011 7:43:30 PM
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ooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U

youtube won't let me imbed

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Reply #10286 February 5, 2011 7:48:20 PM
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The car commercial was better. But yes, it's been a good day for comedy.

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Reply #10287 February 5, 2011 7:49:07 PM
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It was disabled by the uploader.

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Reply #10288 February 5, 2011 7:55:34 PM
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Yeah I know. It is lame.

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Reply #10289 February 5, 2011 8:15:11 PM
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tried to embed video and gave up

 edit: @Ryat, tnx still couldn't do it...me lame.

Anyway, to much trouble for this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xppoeRkdF8w

 

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Reply #10290 February 5, 2011 8:24:15 PM
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first you have to use the option of old code on the YouTube selection area

then you select the html and copy and paste the old code there

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Reply #10291 February 5, 2011 9:17:30 PM
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Reply #10292 February 5, 2011 11:31:55 PM
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good point

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Reply #10293 February 6, 2011 12:41:31 AM
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 Buenas Noches

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Reply #10294 February 6, 2011 12:59:39 AM
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Reply #10295 February 6, 2011 1:02:17 AM
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sleep tight

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Reply #10296 February 6, 2011 1:24:44 AM
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don't let the bed bugs bite.

buy a new mattress otherwise.

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Reply #10297 February 6, 2011 1:40:20 AM
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Lol. Funny you said that, we just got a new one and will be delivered next week. But not because of bedbugs. Even though they are bad over in New York City.
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Reply #10298 February 6, 2011 2:48:15 AM
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Wow. That was like, "Hey, this could be ironic!" and then, "but not really," followed by, "but it might be as some point," which made me feel, "well, at least we tried."

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Reply #10299 February 6, 2011 5:39:32 AM
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/484667

 

 

Aaaaaaand then the post was done...

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Reply #10300 February 6, 2011 5:52:32 AM
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over and over again

 

 

 

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