LET'S BURN IT DOWN!

so his urine is a bit fiery

its all the jalapenos he ate

last time my urine was on fire, I needed to see the doctor. But I have to admit, when I made the gay comment and you followed with that, I couldn't help but think, "Look, it's Puff the Magic Dragon. And that's not a doobie he has in his mouth! "

yeah, but sometimes everyone else just makes it that much easier.

never been good at gay comments

just not my forte

Um...  How about, "Mmmmm.  Tube steak for lunch."

that's what she said.

Ryat, aren't you the professional? After all, you handle people's packages all the time!

Which reminds me. I have a few questions:

How many packages do you handle in a day?

Do you wash your hands between packages?

Have you ever handled a woman's package?

Do you ever handle two packages at once?

Have you ever handled a child's package?

Do you find black packages to be larger than other packages?

White meat on the menu?

Gators eat nuts with a smile.

I'll have what he's having.

Don't play with your food before you eat it.

My girl wants in on this, so her entry is: Tasty meatloaf surprise.

Love that mystery meat.

Ask your girl is she has any advice for Ryat when handling packages.

If you like the dog, here's a cat for you..

You guys are in rare form today!!!!!!

right, note to self

no married guys

meh stick with girls