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and just to help the fish breeding problems here is a new series of ponds
harpo
Me? I'll take Queen of Thorns anytime. She kills you slower, but a lot more pleasant like!
control-SEVEN
meh, she is thorny but not horny no thanks
even if she was both the thorny part would make the horny part a bit too painful
-Exiled Possum
I'd think anyone would take the girl with the big...cat.
Merow
Big pussy? No thanks. I'm a decent size but I'm still not tapping something so cavernous it's like tossing a hot dog down a hallway. I like to bang all four walls at the same time. It's better for everyone involved. I get mine, she get's hers. That's a rule.
Okay, the... cat should not be described as big. The owls should be big, but the cat should be, at worst, average size.
Btw, Ryat, she said she got it years ago at Dillard's. I'm sure that helps little to none.
I have rules too.
I just don't remember what they are. Never needed em.
Sorry to hear that. Not everyone gets a piece of the pie I guess. Don't know if you're down with Octoberfest, but that starts up real soon. Plenty of drunk girls looking for action. Moisten the old dipstick, ya know.
meh I still follow the Christian religion even if I am no longer active in it.
I'll probably never get married so I'll probably never have sex so life goes on.
You know lions love Christians, right? Haha. My drunk ass amuses myself too much sometimes.
All preaching aside, I know guys like you. All you lack is confidence in yourself. Sure you got a thousand and one excuses, big fucking deal. None of them matter. Talk yourself up in front of a girl for once rather then being a douche. I guess that was a little preachy after all... Meh, nap time. Gotta be up soon.
being preachy doesn't require religion
doesn't require you to not call people douches either. We're learning a lot today, children.
crazy lunatics
Nah, don’t like October-fest. All that yellow fizz juice, reminds me of bodily fluids. Give me my Purple drink! It’s full of good stuff; water, sugar, and of course, purple. I’m rich bitch, hahaha!!
- Dave C.
purple is good
I always keep a can of grape soda on me in case I have to distract a black man and run.
you don't have to be black to love grape soda
but it doesn't seem to hurt the odds.
true
Really. You know lots of people that don't like people then? Huh.
And no, I don't think so. I have better things to do. The one girl I'd love to hook up with I have no idea where she is anymore.
Ignore Stant, he doing his usual closed minded rhetoric to get guys like you going
in other words
or trying to pry you from your perceived shell. Personally, I prefer to leave everyone to their misery. Life is easier that way. Try to make other happy, you get too damned busy for yourself. Then there's Xer07, who insists on asking but never listening. I keep swearing I'll ignore him, but he claws at my nerves. Talented little douche monkey.
yes
yes he is
he still gets me and I have been dealing with him a lot longer
Next time I swear on Admiral Draakjacht's life that I will tell him to go fuck himself with a broken bottle and leave it at that.
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