Harpo, up your standards. A Nimitz class carrier can catch a fish 300 meters long.
As for the rest of you, no amount of devotion can save you from creation. Even the big bang could not occur without the existence of the unified, that which existed merely for itself, neither creating more nor destroyed, rather changed into something new. Something which allows for a complex string of all other things: created, sustained, destroyed. The Book of Pages teaches this. The Book of Posts shall apply it to the lives of all. Your creation will not be the end of things, but the inevitable birth, the flame from which many shall come to realize the need to build again.
The Lord of Destruction is a god, incapable of changing his ways. Those which follow are agents of free will, able to move from one vantage point to the next. They shall have the opportunity of redemption, the chance to see the many sides of the light before it settles on darkness and they are too blind to navigate.
Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages