I am God of this page!

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

Nope

Let me help you with that ascension

offer, who said anything about offerings

they were merely there to help you be released from your poor mortal body

such a fragile thing the mortal body

makes me question why your god created you so weak

my body is neither mortal nor am i poor.

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Your flesh has been burn beyond mortal recovery.

Your body broken into many pieces.

But I shall make you anew.

I shall reward your faithful service and sacrifice.

ARISE!

Go forth and destroy all that is cute and cuddly.

My prophet is a devout follower. Your prophet is a delusional pyromaniac.

This will be a most interesting test of belief. Now where the hell did teh Lord of Sustenance go?

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

it is a common occurrence that only the the people with a black heart view the loving lordship of our creator, the mighty draakjacht, praise be upon his name, as a dictatorship.

that was also the reason why lucifer revolted and was cast out of heaven. now we know that this is mythology, unlike the holy creator of pages: draakjacht the benevolent.

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Wonderfully Said, my prophet. Now go forth and write the next text of my reign. The Book of Pages is complete. You shall bring upon the people, the Book of Posts. Your words shall inspire generations to come and glorify my kingdom with words.

Lord Draakjacht, Creator of Pages

(Nice one, Synept)

Lord Ryat the Destroyer is currently away, so I shall attempt to end pages in his stead.

The Creator of Page's prophet is in need of chastisement. I shall bestow it upon him with great ceremony.

AND SO HE RETURNS!

he who plays with fire shall die by it

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251, 254, 255, 258, 260, 264, 266, 267 and 269 may his reign strike terror in the heart of his enemies

Just want to point out that you've committed a sin against yourself, and in fact, every time you destroy something, you create chaos and despair, further sinning against yourself.  By helping out Syneptus, you have created kinship, or bonding, as well as created a devout following.  All things you should not be allowed to do for creation belongs to another in the pantheon.  But since you have, you have openly invited in the acceptance that you must rely on the creator to exist, which in turn makes you a lesser god.  Pity.  I had such high hopes.  My journey must continue on now.

~Holder of Truth, Seeker of Wisdom~

ah but he was formed from destruction and now he is formed for destruction

for often things must be destroyed for others to be created

is not a house made from the slaughtered of trees, or bricks from ruined sand and mud?

Destruction must exist for creation to take place

SO WHO IS THE LESSER GOD?

WITHOUT THE BIG BANG, THERE WOULD BE NO UNIVERSE! WITHOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF STARS, OTHERS COULD NOT COME FORTH!

ARE NOT THE LAWS OF ENTROPY NOTHING MORE THEN AN EXTENSION OF MYSELF?

I AM FOREVER AND CREATION IS NEVER LASTING!