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numerarius5988am
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Reply #6326 July 23, 2010 1:30:30 PM
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i claim this page for draakjacht, lord of page 251 and now 254

ALL MUST BOW BEFORE HIM OR BE SMITTEN TO DUST!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251 and 254, may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

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Reply #6327 July 23, 2010 2:00:22 PM
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You have done well, my minion. I will make you my general, in charge of supressing the masses and carrying out my nefarious orders. Your first duty is to round up potential rebels. I want them presented in public and executed at dawn.

Muah ha ha ha!

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Reply #6328 July 23, 2010 2:02:04 PM
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btw, that was one hell of a march. My feet are sore. Where is that Ryat to massage my callouses?

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Reply #6329 July 23, 2010 3:16:21 PM
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*summons the armada*

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Reply #6330 July 23, 2010 3:30:18 PM
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haha do you really think your puny armada can do any harm to thy lord and master, now that he ascended to godhood?

 

 -Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251 and 254, may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

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Reply #6331 July 23, 2010 4:00:14 PM
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Undying, you shall... die... again, I think. Fall before my might! And if not that, I'll just keep inland away from your armada. Take that!

Onward to a glorious victory over the bile secreting scum of this land! We shall grace them with sweet death.

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Reply #6332 July 23, 2010 6:23:10 PM
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and I have a huge catch of draakjackets, tuskfish, ratfish and other spiecies.

this catch might take a bit longer to freeze than usual.

I will leave it outside for 1 hour this time, and this shipment will be going to iraq so that they can cool their hot heads

harpo

 

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Reply #6333 July 23, 2010 7:05:10 PM
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did you just reuse a joke?

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Reply #6334 July 23, 2010 7:16:42 PM
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you did not bow harpo!

 

i thought you learned this the last time? kneel before your master and god: the mighty draakjacht

 

 

 

 

 -Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251 and 254, may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

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Reply #6335 July 23, 2010 7:46:22 PM
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You will all burn in the LAVA for not worshipping me! Violet, capture them all!

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Reply #6336 July 23, 2010 8:25:37 PM
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and another small catch of fish ie a draakjacket, tuskfish & a skelfish, I think that I will just deepfry them in liquid metal and see what happens

harpo

 

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Reply #6337 July 23, 2010 8:58:14 PM
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i leave the thread for only some minutes and what do my eyes behold?

 

heretics and traitors!

your charred corpses will be fed to the dogs, heathens

 

 

 

 

 -Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251 and 254, may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

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Reply #6338 July 23, 2010 9:41:42 PM
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Charred corpses again?  But I ate those last night...  We really need to work out some variation in my diet.

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Reply #6339 July 23, 2010 10:45:08 PM
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True, I'm all for burning the heretics and torturing the heathens, but if I don't get some roughage in my diet, I'll be shitting bricks.

Hey, Stant, wanna also be my minion? You can fetch something high in fiber. Bring bran muffins and prove your worth this mighty crusade!

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Reply #6340 July 23, 2010 11:02:37 PM
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and a tuskfish, stunt fish & draakjacket.

the CYATS will enjoy this meal still flopping.

harpo

 

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Reply #6341 July 24, 2010 12:20:22 AM
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harpo, join my army and you get all the fish you can ship and some just to sit back and binge on.

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Reply #6342 July 24, 2010 12:20:54 AM
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or else....

die heretics, die!

 

 

 

 -Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251 and 254, may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

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Reply #6343 July 24, 2010 12:31:42 AM
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tuskfish & draakjackets are CYAt food, and tiny peashooters like that do not interest me. I would consider an alliance  if offered a firearm that could fire a 8 metre(for yanks this is 8 yard radius or 16 yard diameter) radius projectile 300 kilometres(160-200 miles), along with the ammunition for it.

NOTE if you can not offer such a firearm I WILL NOT JOIN OR ALLY with you.

harpo

 

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Reply #6344 July 24, 2010 12:57:14 AM
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I can indeed equip you with a handful of Nato SCUD R-300 missiles, which meet your range requirements. The projectile itself is only 0.88 meters (just under 3 feet because some yanks do know metric), but has a 985 kg payload, which means I can either equip you with HE warheads capable of demolishing the required area or a tactical nuclear warhead which can both be used to destroy a larger area and for high altitude EM burst assaults.

What do you say to my proposition?

Mazel Tov, Bitches

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Reply #6345 July 24, 2010 1:06:40 AM
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go boil your head jewish boy

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Reply #6346 July 24, 2010 1:09:51 AM
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how dare you insult your god?

 

kneel and beg for mercy for i shall have none

 

 

 -Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page 251 and 254, may his reign strike terror in the hearts of his enemies

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Reply #6347 July 24, 2010 1:15:36 AM
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cause he is not my god

he is just a man

Jeremiah 10:23

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Reply #6348 July 24, 2010 1:28:28 AM
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You quote the scripture as if it holds any weight within my domain. Here, I am your god, and a merciful god if you are willing to submit yourself to me. Do not and you shall feel a wrath the prophets of old have never known.

and seriously? 'boil your head'? Where the hell do we come up with these things?

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Reply #6349 July 24, 2010 1:52:16 AM
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meh I quote scripture if I want

just try and stop me

Psalms 146:3,4

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Reply #6350 July 24, 2010 2:04:45 AM
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If a King does not lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?

I shall bow only to a ruler who can prove himself superior first to his subordinates.

Xer0 \^/

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